Bovine works of art

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 14 Dec 2005, 16:39

Ok, semi-skimmed.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 14 Dec 2005, 19:40

In that case, you are a Wiseman.

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 14 Dec 2005, 20:40

Dada kowtows to Porty...now I've herd everything

teddygirl · Post by **teddygirl** » 14 Dec 2005, 22:03

foxy wrote:Dada kowtows to Porty...now I've herd everything

Surely that should have been "cowtows"

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 15 Dec 2005, 15:12

You lot are a different breed. All I'm trying to do is go about my dairy business whilst avoiding putting my foot in my mouth.

Anyone taking a butchers at this thread could get cheesed off, very quickly.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 15 Dec 2005, 16:02

Porty wrote: Anyone taking a butchers at this thread could get cheesed off, very quickly.

They might be tempted to post a remark which was dripping with sarcasm, which would be a bad idea.

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 15 Dec 2005, 16:50

What sort of half-pint would do that? Its enough to make my blood curdle.

teddygirl · Post by **teddygirl** » 15 Dec 2005, 17:10

Well I think this thread is simply la creme de la creme.

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 15 Dec 2005, 17:34

teddygirl wrote:Well I think this thread is simply la creme de la creme.

Wonder how much we would get if we took it to market after giving it a good feed.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 15 Dec 2005, 17:40

Porty wrote:
teddygirl wrote:Well I think this thread is simply la creme de la creme.
Wonder how much we would get if we took it to market after giving it a good feed.

Are you thinking of putting it up for ox-ion.

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 15 Dec 2005, 18:38

I believe the market is bull-ish

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 15 Dec 2005, 20:46

What is that your avatar is shoveling?

Andy · Post by **Andy** » 15 Dec 2005, 21:17

Toying with sponsoring a cow. It's hard to work out whether it would be worthwhile, though.

Although new to us, the cows are firmly introduced to the world by now.

arachnid · Post by **arachnid** » 15 Dec 2005, 21:38

Dadaist wrote:
Porty wrote:
teddygirl wrote:Well I think this thread is simply la creme de la creme.
Wonder how much we would get if we took it to market after giving it a good feed.
Are you thinking of putting it up for ox-ion.

I'm thinking of putting in a "bone" bid!

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 16 Dec 2005, 00:01

Are you chewing the cud whilst considering your bid?

Pal of Porty · Post by **Pal of Porty** » 16 Dec 2005, 00:18

It's worth bidding - I have heard it is going to be a real cash cow.

arachnid · Post by **arachnid** » 16 Dec 2005, 00:27

I will not re-veal how much I'm going to bid!!

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 16 Dec 2005, 10:50

You sound like you may be worth a poke.

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 16 Dec 2005, 11:34

A stock answer...think I need a vodka and red bull

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 16 Dec 2005, 14:36

The quality of these jokes is definitely lowing.

rathbone · Post by **rathbone** » 16 Dec 2005, 15:33

A stable response