my brilliant ideas

Bob Jefferson · Post by **Bob Jefferson** » 12 Oct 2008, 22:20

I thought I would share with you some of my brilliant ideas. Unfortunately, I can't be bothered doing anything with them but if you decide to pursue them you may wish to remember me when you make your first million.

Brilliant Idea Number One:

www.feederswives.com - it's a niche market but one that's getting bigger all the time. Amazingly, the domain name has not yet been taken. I'm also tempted by leaderswives (sadly taken) and speederswives.

More brilliant ideas coming soon...

SoupDragon · Post by **SoupDragon** » 13 Oct 2008, 08:38

Not sure I get it , Bob.
Is it a site devoted to Grant Nicholas and Taka Hirose's partners?
Does it include the late John Lee's wife?

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 13 Oct 2008, 09:30

I also heard of another brilliant idea just the other day. Its called Mail Goggles and it stops you sending emails you may later regret.

Bob Jefferson · Post by **Bob Jefferson** » 13 Oct 2008, 09:33

Does it work with late-night/early morning forum posts? I think I know one or two people who might find that useful.

Bob Jefferson · Post by **Bob Jefferson** » 13 Oct 2008, 10:00

Brilliant Idea Number Two addresses the problem when two football teams are tied at the end of extra-time in cup competitions. The usual way to settle this is the penalty shoot-out but it's far from satisfactory. Yes, it decides the game in dramatic fashion but let's face it, it's a lottery.

So, why not take it one stage further and make it a real lottery? Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you 'The People's Golden Goal'. You have all heard managers saying that the crowd are the 'twelfth man' so let's put it into practice. Before the game all supporters over the age of 16 have the opportunity to purchase a lottery ticket, all proceeds going to a local charity. In the event of a penalty shoot-out a draw will take place and it is the supporters of each team who will participate in the shoot-out. Instead of Ronaldo it will be Ronnie the middle-aged postman who will step up to the spot. Gerard is unable to look as Gerry the window cleaner places the ball at Wembley.

For the supporter, it's the ultimate dream - a chance to score a goal for their heroes. But best of all, it's the complete antithesis to the world of multi-millionaire players and billionaire owners. It's exactly what the game needs.

SoupDragon · Post by **SoupDragon** » 13 Oct 2008, 10:15

Brilliant idea, Bob.
By the latest showing I'd have more chance of scoring a goal then the entire Scotland team.

As a family we've always thought cricket could be liven up a little by using grenades instead of balls
A few landmines in the outfield would add some intrest too