Penis Enlargment

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 28 Nov 2006, 15:33

Did anyone else catch the programme on 4 last night, featuring some of the hideous specimens?

How surprising was it to discover that the home of PE is California?

teddygirl · Post by **teddygirl** » 28 Nov 2006, 15:39

Didn't see it last night but it's a repeat and saw it first time around. I find these programmes fascinating.

Hideous specimens is an understatement for some of them

Nelson Hatstand · Post by **Nelson Hatstand** » 28 Nov 2006, 15:41

Porty wrote:How surprising was it to discover that the home of PE is California?

er, whereabouts in California exactly?

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 28 Nov 2006, 15:44

Nelson Hatstand wrote:
Porty wrote:How surprising was it to discover that the home of PE is California?
er, whereabouts in California exactly?

There appeared to be two centres for testicular girth. San Diego had a 22 inch circumference which was roundly beaten by a San Franciscan named Mark who managed testicular circumferenve of 24 inches. He also, rather skillfully managed to look like a penis with a beard.

teddygirl · Post by **teddygirl** » 28 Nov 2006, 15:46

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 28 Nov 2006, 15:53

teddygirl wrote:

I wanted to laugh but I couldn't. Especially the bit where that Dean guy was being operated on. I was tingling with fear. It felt like you know that you had toothache but you are gong to apply ice regardless.

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 28 Nov 2006, 16:01

Porty wrote:
teddygirl wrote:
I wanted to laugh but I couldn't. Especially the bit where that Dean guy was being operated on. I was tingling with fear. It felt like you know that you had toothache but you are gong to apply ice regardless.

I laughed, especially when he was so happy that the size had increased by 2 eighths of an inch.......get a life, get a personality...nobody else will notice 2 eighths

Nelson Hatstand · Post by **Nelson Hatstand** » 28 Nov 2006, 16:01

Porty wrote:
Nelson Hatstand wrote:
Porty wrote:How surprising was it to discover that the home of PE is California?
er, whereabouts in California exactly?
There appeared to be two centres for testicular girth. San Diego had a 22 inch circumference which was roundly beaten by a San Franciscan named Mark who managed testicular circumferenve of 24 inches. He also, rather skillfully managed to look like a penis with a beard.

Yum.

So did you see men like this on the actual programme?

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 28 Nov 2006, 16:17

Nelson Hatstand wrote:
So did you see men like this on the actual programme?

Yes, it was horrid.

All that effort and it prevented the carrier having either oral or penetrative sex. At the end of the programme it said the Mr 24 had silicon poisoning or something equally yucky.

Nelson Hatstand · Post by **Nelson Hatstand** » 28 Nov 2006, 16:20

Porty wrote:
Nelson Hatstand wrote:
So did you see men like this on the actual programme?
Yes, it was horrid.

All that effort and it prevented the carrier having either oral or penetrative sex. At the end of the programme it said the Mr 24 had silicon poisoning or something equally yucky.

Oh very nice.

So you definitely did see men like that on the programme.

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 28 Nov 2006, 16:21

Are you doubting my testicular observation skills?

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 28 Nov 2006, 16:23

Nelson Hatstand wrote:
Porty wrote:
Nelson Hatstand wrote:
So did you see men like this on the actual programme?
Yes, it was horrid.

All that effort and it prevented the carrier having either oral or penetrative sex. At the end of the programme it said the Mr 24 had silicon poisoning or something equally yucky.
Oh very nice.

So you definitely did see men like that on the programme.

I definitely did...gross in every way

Nelson Hatstand · Post by **Nelson Hatstand** » 28 Nov 2006, 16:31

Porty wrote:Are you doubting my testicular observation skills?

No. I was just saying that you definitely did see men like that.

And I am going to keep saying it until someone gets my pathetic little joke. (Unless you did and just decided to ignore it.)

teddygirl · Post by **teddygirl** » 28 Nov 2006, 16:32

Porty wrote:Are you doubting my testicular observation skills?

You would definitley need an eye test if you didn't see those ginormous nuts, mind you, you could be forgiven for not knowing what you were looking at. His other "bit" was very insignificant in comparison.

Nelson Hatstand · Post by **Nelson Hatstand** » 28 Nov 2006, 16:33

teddygirl wrote:
Porty wrote:Are you doubting my testicular observation skills?
You would definitley need an eye test if you didn't see those ginormous nuts, mind you, you could be forgiven for not knowing what you were looking at. His other "bit" was very insignificant in comparison.

So, did you see men like that then, Teddygirl?

teddygirl · Post by **teddygirl** » 28 Nov 2006, 16:34

Nelson Hatstand wrote:
Porty wrote:Are you doubting my testicular observation skills?
No. I was just saying that you definitely did see men like that.

And I am going to keep saying it until someone gets my pathetic little joke. (Unless you did and just decided to ignore it.)

Ah! I just got it, I'm a bit slow sometimes

Nelson Hatstand · Post by **Nelson Hatstand** » 28 Nov 2006, 16:36

teddygirl wrote:
Nelson Hatstand wrote:
Porty wrote:Are you doubting my testicular observation skills?
No. I was just saying that you definitely did see men like that.

And I am going to keep saying it until someone gets my pathetic little joke. (Unless you did and just decided to ignore it.)
Ah! I just got it, I'm a bit slow sometimes

It was brilliant wasn't it? The best joke ever! ROLLLFMALFL

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 28 Nov 2006, 16:37

teddygirl wrote:Ah! I just got it, I'm a bit slow sometimes

TG I must be even slower cos I still don't get it...pm me please

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 28 Nov 2006, 16:37

I got it but was waiting for someone else to fall in.

teddygirl · Post by **teddygirl** » 28 Nov 2006, 16:38

foxy wrote:
teddygirl wrote:Ah! I just got it, I'm a bit slow sometimes
TG I must be even slower cos I still don't get it...pm me please

see men seemen semen

teddygirl · Post by **teddygirl** » 28 Nov 2006, 16:39

That was for Porty too coz he was just pretending to get it.

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 28 Nov 2006, 16:39

......aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh how hilarious Nelly

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 28 Nov 2006, 16:43

teddygirl wrote:That was for Porty too coz he was just pretending to get it.

Honest guv. I got it before you outed the little fellas.

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 28 Nov 2006, 16:44

teddygirl wrote:That was for Porty too coz he was just pretending to get it.

Lots of men pretend they don't get semen not usually the other way around

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 28 Nov 2006, 16:45

I thought they always got it the other way around.

teddygirl · Post by **teddygirl** » 28 Nov 2006, 16:49

So which way round is that then ?

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 28 Nov 2006, 16:52

I can feel this growing into a schlong thread.

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 28 Nov 2006, 16:52

Sclhlong way around?

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 28 Nov 2006, 16:54

We could merge this thread with the Christmas Gift Ideas thread and dicuss whether Santas sack will be bulging this year?

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 28 Nov 2006, 16:55

I think it will. He'll be filling a few stockings too.

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 28 Nov 2006, 17:00

Santa usually goes through a purple patch at this tme of year.

teddygirl · Post by **teddygirl** » 28 Nov 2006, 17:10

Porty wrote:Santa usually goes through a purple patch at this tme of year.

.....but he only comes once a year

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 28 Nov 2006, 17:10

No need to sleigh him for that.

gilo · Post by **gilo** » 28 Nov 2006, 17:17

teddygirl wrote: .....but he only comes once a year

He plays with his elf the rest of the time.

bearcub · Post by **bearcub** » 28 Nov 2006, 21:10

Porty wrote:We could merge this thread with the Christmas Gift Ideas thread and dicuss whether Santas sack will be bulging this year?

Reckon he'll be emptying his sack a few times through the night too.

Talk Porty ~ Portobello

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