Rent a midget.

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Zargonian
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Rent a midget.

Post by Zargonian » 17 Jun 2005, 09:10

Rent-A-Midget Service Is Thinking Big
CHINO, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- If you think good things come in small packages, there are three guys in Chino, California, who'd love to hear from you.

The three run a party-planning service called "Rent-A-Midget" which books pint-sized performers who do everything from stripteases to stand up comedy.

Co-owner Chris Fetterer says he and his pals came up with the idea after agreeing that having a midget at a party definitely makes it more fun -- and now they book gigs for five performing little people in the Southern California region.

Rent-A-Midget is currently promoting cupid impersonations for Valentine's Day, where a little person dresses up and gives your sweetheart some flowers, as well as midget Superbowl parties where the performer serves drinks each time the favored team scores a touchdown.

Fetterer says the performers love being paid to entertain -- at rates of $75 and up per gig -- and he loves helping them.

In his words, "We make almost nothing off the events we do. We just do it because it's fun."

Oh dear.......... :twisted:
"So spin that wheel, cut that pack!
And roll those loaded dice
Bring on the dancing girls,
And put the champagne on ice"

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Re: Rent a midget.

Post by foxy » 17 Jun 2005, 14:01

Zargonian wrote:Fetterer says the performers love being paid to entertain -- at rates of $75 and up per gig -- and he loves helping them.
A small price to pay :roll:

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Post by Pal of Porty » 17 Jun 2005, 14:16

Hope they open a branch in Portobello - they could even rent the old Kirkwoods premises! 8)
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