Emergency Frog Update

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 14 Jun 2005, 19:30

Sometimes I am so proud of my offspring. Look what my wee lad brought home fae school.

Mr Frog has now left the building.

Your cup of tea is on it's way, BB.

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 14 Jun 2005, 19:32

Aren't cats just sooooo cute

(by the looks of him - he went swimming to catch it!)

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 14 Jun 2005, 19:41

At the weekend he had a major scrap with next door's cat.

In their house.

Robin! · Post by **Robin!** » 14 Jun 2005, 20:20

Thank god, I thought this was something to do with that most annoying crazy frog.

teddygirl · Post by **teddygirl** » 14 Jun 2005, 21:59

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek, I can't bear to watch

I would send my dog after your naughty pussy but unfortunately he's frightened of cats(at least he has a very healthy respect for them) so that wouldn't do much good.

teddygirl · Post by **teddygirl** » 14 Jun 2005, 22:00

Mmm, so I can't say p ussy can I ?

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 14 Jun 2005, 22:06

Robin! wrote:Thank god, I thought this was something to do with that most annoying crazy frog.

Caption - no more ringtones for you now ya little b*******! *crunch*

Beach Babe · Post by **Beach Babe** » 14 Jun 2005, 22:08

teddygirl wrote:Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek, I can't bear to watch

lol

have to say that when I first saw it I may just possibly have perhaps over-reacted just a tiny little bit

poor Dada came running down the stairs thinking that something awful was wrong (I suppose it was for the poor froggy). I did shield Beach Baby's eyes though

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 14 Jun 2005, 22:10

teddygirl wrote:Mmm, so I can't say p ussy can I ?

No, you can't. Which is probably why Snoop and Dr Dre don't do POL.

teddygirl · Post by **teddygirl** » 14 Jun 2005, 22:11

Can I say doggy ?

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 14 Jun 2005, 22:14

Porty, your kids should be proud of your ability to make modern cultural references.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 14 Jun 2005, 22:15

teddygirl wrote:Can I say doggy ?

Depends what style of text you use.

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 14 Jun 2005, 22:17

Dadaist wrote:Porty, your kids should be proud of your ability to make modern cultural references.

Just shows how much you have learned about parenthood so far. They think Im an embarrassing Twa t. Mind you they seem to forget that when the have the bass pumping in my car and we are all rapping our heads off. Except Mrs Porty, who doesnt get it.

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 14 Jun 2005, 22:20

I thought this was going to be a thread about Chirac not Chester.

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 14 Jun 2005, 22:21

Dadaist wrote:
teddygirl wrote:Can I say doggy ?
Depends what style of text you use.

I considered a style joke but thought it way to weak.

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 14 Jun 2005, 22:24

Chester is an ex-cat, poor thing.

Tthat delightfully fluffy ginger mog is Oscar!!

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 14 Jun 2005, 22:25

Porty wrote:
Dadaist wrote:Porty, your kids should be proud of your ability to make modern cultural references.
Just shows how much you have learned about parenthood so far. They think Im an embarrassing Twa t. Mind you they seem to forget that when the have the bass pumping in my car and we are all rapping our heads off. Except Mrs Porty, who doesnt get it.

Homie, you can come round to my phat crib and bust a freestyle any time. And I will give yo props.

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 14 Jun 2005, 22:27

Oops sorry Dada and BB. I met Chester too. Oscar?? Im astonished that Dada hasn't been telling us how Wilde he is. Or has he?

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 24 Jun 2005, 22:52

Oscar's kill count update is now 2 frogs and a mouse.

I had to euthanase a mouse tonight. No time to catch the poor wee thing and set it free. I had to open a can of whup-ass.

Oscar is now rampant round the house as he has smelt blood.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 01 Jul 2005, 19:01

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 01 Jul 2005, 19:22

What a riveting photo!

Ribbit Ribbit.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 01 Jul 2005, 19:26

Don't you mean a ribbeting photo.

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 01 Jul 2005, 19:34

Yes, but I was having vague recollections of a joke from 30 plus years ago that was a play on words to do with ribbit/rivet.........

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 01 Jul 2005, 19:36

Ah yes. I was recollecting the old chicken and frog in the library joke.

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 01 Jul 2005, 19:41

Here's more frogs!

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 01 Jul 2005, 20:01

That really is an excellent froggie pic, Dada.

He looks a right cheeky wee chap. Hope he manages to keep out of Oscar's way.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 01 Jul 2005, 20:24

ecm wrote:That really is an excellent froggie pic, Dada.

He looks a right cheeky wee chap. Hope he manages to keep out of Oscar's way.

Oscar only brought the frog as far as the garden, I caught him tormenting it. So I brought him in, took a snap and then let the blighter hop off, at least until the next time Oscar gets him...