Show em the door!

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 09 Dec 2004, 23:47

We have a spare door - free to good home. It's bog standard size, 6 panelled, fire door, very small dent in bottom. Surplus to requirements. Please somebody get it out of my bedroom before Xmas

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 09 Dec 2004, 23:54

Epykat wrote:We have a spare door - free to good home. It's bog standard size, 6 panelled, fire door, very small dent in bottom. Surplus to requirements. Please somebody get it out of my bedroom before Xmas

Can't we burn it on the beach come Hogmanay?

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 09 Dec 2004, 23:56

....after all it is a "fire' door

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 09 Dec 2004, 23:56

Marya wrote:....after all it is a "fire' door

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 09 Dec 2004, 23:58

Must get my eyes tested - thought you said 'Show ecm the door' . That's my pal, you know, so I was about to pop up the road and deal with you, Epykat!!!

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 10 Dec 2004, 00:07

Poppy in action in a previous bout! Be afraid.

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 10 Dec 2004, 00:29

Janet Jackson copied your pose Poppy

Or are you the one on the left

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 10 Dec 2004, 11:55

Foxy, that photo looks like ecm fighting her twin to me!!!!

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 11 Dec 2004, 14:54

No you can't burn it on the bonfire!

I wondered how long it would take for the fire door puns - but I thought you'd be a bit quicker on the 'bog standard' one - you're slipping girls!! (must be all that mud wrestling

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Lizzie · Post by **Lizzie** » 12 Dec 2004, 14:30

Epykat wrote:We have a spare door - free to good home. It's bog standard size,:

Is there really such a thing as a "bog standard" door

I have 10 doors in my house and I think, if I remember rightly, when replacing them, there was actually only two of them the same size, which caused big problems at the time

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 12 Dec 2004, 21:04

The door's a standard size it was just the door frames that were too wide!

Please, anybody, take my door away. It would make a lovely table........or even fashion it with a small Swiss army knife into a Christmas tree......anybody?? Please??

Post by **wangi** » 12 Dec 2004, 21:12

Is it like, a ummm, a nice door? Like you'd buy at the salvage yard for Ã‚Â£100... Just a thought...

But no, got too many!

teddygirl · Post by **teddygirl** » 12 Dec 2004, 23:13

Does it not fit your gazebo ?

Lizzie · Post by **Lizzie** » 12 Dec 2004, 23:54

Epykat wrote:The door's a standard size it was just the door frames that were too wide!

Please, anybody, take my door away. It would make a lovely table........or even fashion it with a small Swiss army knife into a Christmas tree......anybody?? Please??

Why don't you try selling it on ebay

I'm amazed by the things people try to sell - and do

I have to admit I have bought a few items myself lately - its quite addictive

Hell's Cat · Post by **Hell's Cat** » 13 Dec 2004, 14:49

Sold your door yet? What size is it, I'm needing a door to block up one of the holes in my house

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 13 Dec 2004, 16:48

Hell's Cat wrote:Sold your door yet? What size is it, I'm needing a door to block up one of the holes in my house

Is the hole where a door should be?

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 13 Dec 2004, 16:52

Epykat wrote:The door's a standard size it was just the door frames that were too wide!

Please, anybody, take my door away. It would make a lovely table........or even fashion it with a small Swiss army knife into a Christmas tree......anybody?? Please??

Its obviously not the only thing in your house that's unhinged.

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 13 Dec 2004, 16:54

Another good avatar from Hell's Cat.

Pal of Porty · Post by **Pal of Porty** » 13 Dec 2004, 18:02

Epykat wrote:The door's a standard size it was just the door frames that were too wide!:?

Why don't you keep your door and make your frames a standard size using papier machÃƒÂ©? I saw it on Blue Peter last week on their re-cycling doors that don't fit programme.

Hell's Cat · Post by **Hell's Cat** » 13 Dec 2004, 23:01

Oh you're all so witty

For your information, my builder went bust on me and left the house in an unlivable condition. It's been H---ell over the last month trying to put it back together hence the reason I've not been posting much, been too busy see

But well, Christmas is coming isn't it - humbug- so everything'll be alright then won't it !?

MMM!
Scrooge is my hero, he rocks

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 13 Dec 2004, 23:12

Hell's Cat wrote:Oh you're all so witty
For your information, my builder went bust on me and left the house in an unlivable condition. It's been H---ell over the last month trying to put it back together hence the reason I've not been posting much, been too busy see
But well, Christmas is coming isn't it - humbug- so everything'll be alright then won't it !? MMM!
Scrooge is my hero, he rocks

Sorry to hear that HC...this must have been a tough time for you

Hope you can get into the spirit of Chrstmas and if not..... get into the Chrsitmas spirits

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 14 Dec 2004, 11:56

Epykat, have you thought oif using a Door to Door salesman to Handle your transaction? It could be the Key to success.

Hell's Cat · Post by **Hell's Cat** » 14 Dec 2004, 17:10

Porty - I think you've been framed you're becoming completely unhinged.

Hell's Cat · Post by **Hell's Cat** » 14 Dec 2004, 17:22

And crossed the threshhold of good taste

Hell's Cat · Post by **Hell's Cat** » 14 Dec 2004, 17:23

Time to make a quick exit

Pal of Porty · Post by **Pal of Porty** » 14 Dec 2004, 17:51

Hell's Cat wrote:Time to make a quick exit

Through the letterbox?

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 14 Dec 2004, 18:02

Hell's Cat wrote:Porty - I think you've been framed you're becoming completely unhinged.

Ive had my Knockers for some time.

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 14 Dec 2004, 22:27

[quote="Pal of Porty]Through the letterbox?

[/quote]

Where the gynaecologist papered his lobby??

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 08 Jan 2005, 19:28

Power to POL

For the first time in almost a year I don't have to wrestle with the door to get the hairdryer plugged in! Yippee - it's gone. I've got a door sized space and Hell's Cat's got a space sized door. RESULT!

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 08 Jan 2005, 21:36

You should jamb a Jim Morrison tune to celebrate.

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 08 Jan 2005, 22:49

Porty wrote:You should jamb a Jim Morrison tune to celebrate.

Jim and the boys did sing a little ditty called "Back Door Man" right enough.

Hell's Cat · Post by **Hell's Cat** » 12 Jan 2005, 18:29

many thanks to Eypkat for the door, it's gone to a good home

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 12 Jan 2005, 20:18

Believe me HC, the pleasure was all ours! I've even Hoovered the very spot twice this week

Mimpty · Post by **Mimpty** » 13 Jan 2005, 14:30

Epykat wrote:Believe me HC, the pleasure was all ours! I've even Hoovered the very spot twice this week

You hoover more than once a week?

My NY resolution is to keep the house tidier. I must try harder.

Pal of Porty · Post by **Pal of Porty** » 13 Jan 2005, 15:35

What's a Hoover?

Talk Porty ~ Portobello

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