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I couldn't (and wouldn't) have made this stuff up.
Evangelical christians + txt spk == one of the most cringe-worthy books ever written :
It gets worse :Truth with a capital T,
that's wot sets u free.
Jesus with a phat 'J',
follow him - he's the way
If this doesn't get you 24/7 prayin ya pants off, and make your Jesus stylee sparkle, try this :Is rad gud or is rad bad?
Does God like it? Does it rock the trad?
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sin in ya face; tackle it - it's ace!
This isn't just a book of rad raps though. There are plenty of "Bible Bitz" and also DJ Diva's spin of the day :Chuck off the past; dump the dross;
get down with JC - the boss of the cross
Yes, indoctrinating minors has never been so hip.Check out and write all the verses about how God sees u on a phat bit of paper ... read it out loud everyday 2 yurself - it'll rock ya world!
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If anyone would like me to type in more of these charismatic raps, or even perform one for you over some phat-ass beatZ, then yo, just drop me a reply G-friend.