A to Z of being a Girl of God

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A to Z of being a Girl of God

Post by Dadaist » 30 Jul 2007, 14:12

Yo! Are you tight with the Jeeze?

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I couldn't (and wouldn't) have made this stuff up.

Evangelical christians + txt spk == one of the most cringe-worthy books ever written :
Truth with a capital T,
that's wot sets u free.
Jesus with a phat 'J',
follow him - he's the way
It gets worse :
Is rad gud or is rad bad?
Does God like it? Does it rock the trad?

...

sin in ya face; tackle it - it's ace!
If this doesn't get you 24/7 prayin ya pants off, and make your Jesus stylee sparkle, try this :
Chuck off the past; dump the dross;
get down with JC - the boss of the cross
This isn't just a book of rad raps though. There are plenty of "Bible Bitz" and also DJ Diva's spin of the day :
Check out and write all the verses about how God sees u on a phat bit of paper ... read it out loud everyday 2 yurself - it'll rock ya world!
Yes, indoctrinating minors has never been so hip.

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If anyone would like me to type in more of these charismatic raps, or even perform one for you over some phat-ass beatZ, then yo, just drop me a reply G-friend.

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Post by rapunzell » 30 Jul 2007, 14:34

Dear God I hv jst gon off my lunch.

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Post by Dadaist » 30 Jul 2007, 14:48

rapunzell wrote:Dear God I hv jst gon off my lunch.
Thats OK sista!!!!

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Post by rapunzell » 30 Jul 2007, 14:59

PRAISE the Lrd!

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Post by foxy » 30 Jul 2007, 15:26

Jeezy peeps

Is there any begat chat :shock:

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Post by Pal of Porty » 30 Jul 2007, 15:35

Quite like the 'Boss of the Cross' Line. 8)
Justice delayed is justice denied.

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Post by SoupDragon » 30 Jul 2007, 17:49

Scary and yet weirdly funny :?

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