Things you say

[Epykat]

...when you're 82.

"Oh, isn't Bearcub a funny name? Was that the dog? What a lovely smiley face that boy had"



Or

"I don't want my age on my tombstone because if I live to be 100 I'll have been telling them I'm 82 for years"

I love my Aunty

[Puerto bella]

My 82 year old grandmother often says, "I'll come down to the Prom for an ice cream, if i'm spared..."
She's been saying "if I'm spared for as long as my sis and I can remember".
I now imagine her lying in her bed at night thinking, I wonder if I'll be 'spared' tomorrow.

[bearcub]

...when you're 82.

"Oh, isn't Bearcub a funny name? Was that the dog? What a lovely smiley face that boy had"

I was lucky I didn't get a pat on the head, wasn't I?

[ecm]

...when you're 82.

"Oh, isn't Bearcub a funny name? Was that the dog? What a lovely smiley face that boy had"

I was lucky I didn't get a pat on the head, wasn't I?

You should have had your cheek pinched or been given a Werther's Original at the very least.

[foxy]

My 82 year old grandmother often says, "I'll come down to the Prom for an ice cream, if i'm spared..."
She's been saying "if I'm spared for as long as my sis and I can remember".
I now imagine her lying in her bed at night thinking, I wonder if I'll be 'spared' tomorrow.

...my granny used to say that and thinking back she can't have been that old when she started saying it....probably younger than I am now

[Sandra]

My 82 year old grandmother often says, "I'll come down to the Prom for an ice cream, if i'm spared..."
She's been saying "if I'm spared for as long as my sis and I can remember".
I now imagine her lying in her bed at night thinking, I wonder if I'll be 'spared' tomorrow.

...my granny used to say that and thinking back she can't have been that old when she started saying it....probably younger than I am now

so did mine

[Sandra]

...when you're 82.

"Oh, isn't Bearcub a funny name? Was that the dog? What a lovely smiley face that boy had"



Or

"I don't want my age on my tombstone because if I live to be 100 I'll have been telling them I'm 82 for years"

I love my Aunty

Outstanding

I think he liked the "boy" comment

[Epykat]

I was lucky I didn't get a pat on the head, wasn't I?

You were lucky you didn't get the wet hanky treatment

[rathbone]

Aaah....... I have such fond memories of the wet hanky treatment