Would this upset you?

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 27 Jan 2007, 11:58

I was out in the company of some seriously cool men last night. The one sitting nearest me took my hand in his on a number of occasions, told me how we had a "chemistry" and vowed how different things would be "if only". He then turned to the lady sitting next to me and announced "Well, Epykat might be closer, but she looks like a better snog"

. I mean......I was cut to the quick........how upset would YOU be?

SoupDragon · Post by **SoupDragon** » 27 Jan 2007, 12:24

Ooooo
Was this after the lunch?
Was it someone we know on POL?
Come on give us the gossip.

Who is this Jade Goody of public relations?

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 27 Jan 2007, 14:22

Epykat wrote:I was out in the company of some seriously cool men last night.

After you left us I assume

Bob Jefferson · Post by **Bob Jefferson** » 27 Jan 2007, 14:35

I was upset for you Epykat. I kind of feel now that I should have tried to snog you to redress the balance but I was, as you know, on my very best Gold Star behaviour.

Scoop · Post by **Scoop** » 27 Jan 2007, 14:44

If my memory serves me right, and please feel free to correct me if I'm mistaken, but NO snogging took place. I would have spotted that.

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 27 Jan 2007, 18:41

How can you tell by just looking that someone is a good snog

Denise · Post by **Denise** » 27 Jan 2007, 19:18

Marya wrote:How can you tell by just looking that someone is a good snog

http://www.egremontcrabfair.org.uk/2005 ... _thumb.jpg

(sometimes you just know)

sounds like you had a lucky escape Epykat, seriously cool or not.
D

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 27 Jan 2007, 22:02

Marya wrote:How can you tell by just looking that someone is a good snog

Something in the way she moves.

SoupDragon · Post by **SoupDragon** » 27 Jan 2007, 23:08

Marya wrote:How can you tell by just looking that someone is a good snog

So true.
I think we should demand that Johnny Depp, Harrison Ford, Brad Pitt and a few others should be lined up outside the Town Hall so's we can snog them just to prove the point, or not

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 28 Jan 2007, 00:30

I bet they are all poor snoggers. Robert De Niro is likely to be very good.

SoupDragon · Post by **SoupDragon** » 28 Jan 2007, 00:41

Right, add him to the list.

So next Saturday we demand that most of Hollywood ( excluding Beckham) line up in front of the Town Hall and let us loose to snog them

Knowing my luck we'd get the Holyrood not Hollywood lot

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 28 Jan 2007, 00:50

SoupDragon wrote:Right, add him to the list.

Pleaeeeeasse, SoupD, can we add George Clooney to the list cos I can't decide between him and Johnny D???

SoupDragon · Post by **SoupDragon** » 28 Jan 2007, 01:01

Might have to change the venue then as the sight of Findlays bacon might bring back sad memories of his recently deceased pet pig.
Ah what the heck, make him stand with his back to it.

So to prove/ disprove "you cant tell how someone snogs by how they look" we need to get, Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford, Johnny Depp, Robert de Niro, George Clooney all lined up at the Town Hall.
Anyone else?

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 28 Jan 2007, 01:07

Are re-incarnations allowed, SD?? If so, Gregory Peck, please!!

SoupDragon · Post by **SoupDragon** » 28 Jan 2007, 01:07

Just realised the above are all American. Must be some home grown talent would want to volunteer for this worthy, scientific cause.

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 28 Jan 2007, 01:08

SoupDragon wrote:Just realised the above are all American. Must be some home grown talent would want to volunteer for this worthy, scientific cause.

Plug would like to volunteer!!

SoupDragon · Post by **SoupDragon** » 28 Jan 2007, 01:17

Yes, reincarnations allowed.

Ok we'll have it as favourite idol, actor, musician -doesn't matter . We've just got to establish if" just by looking" can we tell if they're a good snog?

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 28 Jan 2007, 01:21

Clive Owen smoulders a bit...might be a contender?

SoupDragon · Post by **SoupDragon** » 28 Jan 2007, 01:22

Poppy wrote:
SoupDragon wrote:Just realised the above are all American. Must be some home grown talent would want to volunteer for this worthy, scientific cause.
Plug would like to volunteer!!

I'm sure Porty and Bob would volunteer too but perhaps we should exclude anyone on POL as
1)you know how gossip can spread
2) don't want Mr Ford to get jealous

SoupDragon · Post by **SoupDragon** » 28 Jan 2007, 01:27

Poppy wrote:Clive Owen smoulders a bit...might be a contender?

Hmm, yes, and Ewan McGregor ,or his uncle Dennis Lawson.
Patrick Stewart as Jean Luc Picard was a bit tasty too

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 28 Jan 2007, 01:32

SoupDragon wrote:
Poppy wrote:Plug would like to volunteer!!
I'm sure Porty and Bob would volunteer too but perhaps we should exclude anyone on POL

Good shout there, SD!!

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 28 Jan 2007, 01:36

I'm off to bed now... but will try to dream up more GB contenders.

But have just thought of a couple of Euro ones -- Louis Jourdan and Alain Delon. Another couple of sensuous smoulderers??

Scoop · Post by **Scoop** » 28 Jan 2007, 09:35

Denzel Washington. Ooooohh!

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 28 Jan 2007, 12:06

Porty wrote:
Marya wrote:How can you tell by just looking that someone is a good snog
Something in the way she moves.

Think you might have mis-read my post Porty. I said snog....

May I request that 'the special one' be added to our line-up next Saturday ? Mind you a Sat might be a problem for him, perhaps we should make it next Sunday instead?:?

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 28 Jan 2007, 12:13

Thierry Henry please yummmy

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 28 Jan 2007, 13:00

M. David Ginola .. mmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 28 Jan 2007, 13:31

Marya wrote:May I request that 'the special one' be added to our line-up next Saturday

OK, I give in. Who is this person???

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 28 Jan 2007, 13:54

Poppy wrote:
Marya wrote:May I request that 'the special one' be added to our line-up next Saturday
OK, I give in. Who is this person???

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 28 Jan 2007, 13:58

Porty wrote:
Poppy wrote:
Marya wrote:May I request that 'the special one' be added to our line-up next Saturday
OK, I give in. Who is this person???

Oh, don't you know either???

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 28 Jan 2007, 14:01

Porty wrote:
Poppy wrote:
Marya wrote:May I request that 'the special one' be added to our line-up next Saturday
OK, I give in. Who is this person???

Yeah right...

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 28 Jan 2007, 14:07

foxy wrote:Poppy dahling Marya was obviously referring to the drop dead gorgeous JosÃ© Mourinho

Oh, thanks, Foxy sweetie.

I had forgotten about him!

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 28 Jan 2007, 14:11

Poppy wrote:
Marya wrote:May I request that 'the special one' be added to our line-up next Saturday
OK, I give in. Who is this person???

Just in case I haven't posted enough pics of him in the past....

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 28 Jan 2007, 14:15

Marya wrote:Just in case I haven't posted enough pics of him in the past....

Any excuse...!!

Thanks - a cheap thrill for a Sunday morning!! But don't tell Plug!!

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 28 Jan 2007, 14:17

Marya wrote:
Poppy wrote:
Marya wrote:May I request that 'the special one' be added to our line-up next Saturday
OK, I give in. Who is this person???

Just in case I haven't posted enough pics of him in the past....

...yep good snog...you can definitely tell

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 28 Jan 2007, 14:48

I think we should make sure though Foxy, don't you?

Talk Porty ~ Portobello

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