I have enough problems with English!!!!
On my first trip to Greece (eons ago) I wanted to learn the lingo. So I got to work on it.
Soon on the ferry from Athens to Portos Athinios on Santorini, I felt confident enough to ask for two ouzos with water.
"Thio ouzo kai thalassa, parakahlo!" I said confidently.
"Efhkharisto!" came the reply, as I was handed my drinks.
"Parakahlo!" I repeated, having learned my lessons well, I thought rather smugly.
After doing this five times, the barman said to me quietly in very good English ... "I hope you don't mind me giving you ouzos with ordinary water."
Puzzled, I asked him what he meant ... since that's what I asked for.
"No." He said. "You should have asked for thio ouzo kai nehro ... nehro means water."
"But, I thought thalassa was water!" I exclaimed. "What the hell was I asking for?"
"Thalassa is an ancient Greek word ... you were asking for two ouzos and the sea!"
I stuck to beer and retsina after that!
No more languages for me ... que???
