Gobbling your food and stealing from other plates.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 12 Oct 2006, 15:04

I heard a story today about a family where if your dinner wasn't in your belly it was unsafe - theft from other plates was the norm.

So anyway the son of the family goes away to uni and comes back for the holidays - the dinner was lamb chops and yorkshire pudding.

Dad of the family eats his chops and immediately steals a lamb chop from his son's plate.

Son looks at Dad, starts to protest and Dad goes "It's ok son, you don't have to thank me for leaving you your yorkshire puds - you've been away."

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 12 Oct 2006, 15:14

Are you for the chop?

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 12 Oct 2006, 15:19

Porty wrote:Are you for the chop?

I think I have enough on my plate without your witticisms.

Fork off.

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 12 Oct 2006, 15:27

Ooohhh Saucy.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 12 Oct 2006, 15:41

Porty wrote:Ooohhh Saucy.

Yeah yeah. Stick the knife in why don't you.

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 12 Oct 2006, 16:09

Are you trying to lean on me?

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 12 Oct 2006, 16:44

Porty wrote:Are you trying to lean on me?

I'm certainly not going to a peas you.