Test the Moderators here!!!

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Test the Moderators here!!!

Post by ali » 17 Aug 2006, 11:16

Right, now that Bob's packed in the as the Moderator of the General Assembly of Porty, we can really get this forum back to the good old days when every time you looked there was another raging debate, where the broadband fairly crackled with the wit and banter, where insults were thrown, points countered, arguments destroyed, careers ended, reputations bolstered, bullys defeated - now its all blinking quiz's and krakatoke, central bl**dy heating and plumbers - I might as well get a subscription to the People's Friend.

I know its the dog days of August but c'mon!!.

OK - I'll start

Your all just a big bunch of jessies!!!! There you are. Get that stitched.


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Post by Dadaist » 17 Aug 2006, 11:31

I think you'll find that it should have been " 'you're' all a bunch of jessies".

Also :

bullies

quizzes



Rude boy.

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Post by gilo » 17 Aug 2006, 11:41

Right that's it, as a person who can't spell it gloves off. Go for it Ali, I'll hold your coat.

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Post by Dadaist » 17 Aug 2006, 11:47

If anyone really wanted to test the moderators, they could do a whole bunch of things.

For starters, they could start a "controversial works of art" thread and start with, say, Gustave Courbet's "The Origin Of The World" and argue from the standpoint of art.

Also, Ali knows enough about the behind-the-scenes of POL to really inflame things if he wanted to.

If Ali was serious about testing the mods, he would have done so by now. By failing in this task and by the cowardly act of asking others to test them for him, he has shown who the really big old jessie from Planet Jessie is. In fact, I've heard that he goes to bed holding two teddy bears - Wee Jessie and Big Jessie.

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Post by Jackson Priest » 17 Aug 2006, 12:16

Dadaist wrote:If anyone really wanted to test the moderators, they could do a whole bunch of things.

For starters, they could start a "controversial works of art" thread and start with, say, Gustave Courbet's "The Origin Of The World" and argue from the standpoint of art.

Also, Ali knows enough about the behind-the-scenes of POL to really inflame things if he wanted to.

If Ali was serious about testing the mods, he would have done so by now. By failing in this task and by the cowardly act of asking others to test them for him, he has shown who the really big old jessie from Planet Jessie is. In fact, I've heard that he goes to bed holding two teddy bears - Wee Jessie and Big Jessie.
I've heard he goes to bed holding the golly he bought from the wool shop.

And that he's asked Sandra to knit him another one.
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, sir?

Cleopas

Post by Cleopas » 17 Aug 2006, 12:24

So what's Ali's problem then?? Or is it just mischief-making?

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Post by ali » 17 Aug 2006, 12:31

Dadaist wrote:I think you'll find that it should have been " 'you're' all a bunch of jessies".

Also :

bullies

quizzes



Rude boy.
Mods, doesn't that contravene one of the forum rules about criticising other people's grammar/spelling? And isn't that Poppy's job anyway?? Outrageous!!!
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Post by ali » 17 Aug 2006, 12:36

Dadaist wrote: Also, Ali knows enough about the behind-the-scenes of POL to really inflame things if he wanted to.
shhhhh , let's save that stuff up, till we can sell it all to the News of the World!!!!!
If Ali was serious about testing the mods, he would have done so by now.


What do you think I'm doing now???
By failing in this task and by the cowardly act of asking others to test them for him, he has shown who the really big old jessie from Planet Jessie is.


I refer the Hon. gent to my previous answer.



In fact, I've heard that he goes to bed holding two teddy bears - Wee Jessie and Big Jessie.


How did you know that???

Outrageous!!!!!!!

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Post by Poppy » 17 Aug 2006, 12:36

ali wrote:Mods, doesn't that contavene one of the forum rules about criticising other people's grammar/spelling? And isn't that Poppy's job anyaway?? Outrageous!!!
Outrageous is right - that Dadatwinkle beat me to it and I was FURIOUS, let me tell you. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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Post by ali » 17 Aug 2006, 12:42

Jackson Priest wrote:
I've heard he goes to bed holding the golly he bought from the wool shop.

And that he's asked Sandra to knit him another one.
Everybody knows that you can't pass that shop without pressing yer little face against the glass and drooling over that golly.

(well, they know now!!!)

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Post by ali » 17 Aug 2006, 12:44

There now, don't we all feel better for that?? :lol: 8)

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Post by foxy » 17 Aug 2006, 12:44

Aww nice to see you boys play fighting :twisted:

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Post by Poppy » 17 Aug 2006, 13:20

foxy wrote:Aww nice to see you boys play fighting :twisted:
Yeah, I bet you're the sort of 'lady' who goes along to wrestling matches to cheer, scream and generally slobber over grown men fighting! I can just picture you............... (shudder)!! :wink:

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Post by foxy » 17 Aug 2006, 13:23

Poppy wrote:
foxy wrote:Aww nice to see you boys play fighting :twisted:
Yeah, I bet you're the sort of 'lady' who goes along to wrestling matches to cheer, scream and generally slobber over grown men fighting! I can just picture you............... (shudder)!! :wink:
...and what's your point exactly :roll: nothing wrong with voyeuring a good game of rugby :twisted:

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Post by teddygirl » 17 Aug 2006, 13:42

.................................AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE GOING TO BED CUDDLING THEIR TEDDY BEAR OR TWO ??????????????????????????? :twisted:

WELL??????????????????????????????

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Post by gilo » 17 Aug 2006, 14:10

...and what's your point exactly :roll: nothing wrong with voyeuring a good game of rugby :twisted:
Forget being a voyeur, try getting involved. I'm not much of a Rugby player or fan, but I remeber learning to play as a school boy. DOYOUKNOWWHATTHEYGETUPTOINTHESCRUM? The coach told me to grab the teammate "there" and hold on tight, (something to do with binding). It felt like an invasion of very personal space, in fact looking back I feel kind of violated, dirty and used. :oops: :cry:

I know this doesn't keep thread discipline and I don't care. Do I get a warning?

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Post by foxy » 17 Aug 2006, 14:18

Gilo wrote: It felt like an invasion of very personal space, in fact looking back I feel kind of violated, dirty and used. :oops: :cry:
...sounds like you need counselling :cry: :twisted:

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Post by Sandra » 17 Aug 2006, 15:13

ali wrote:Everybody knows that you can't pass that shop without pressing yer little face against the glass and drooling over that golly.
I think the golly in the wool shop is really cute :D Did anyone have a soft toy one when they were a child? I did.

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Post by Poppy » 17 Aug 2006, 15:22

Gilo wrote:something to do with binding
Gilo, sure that's not 'bonding'?! (You did confess to illiteracy above!). team-bonding and all that!!

Or did Prince Chas teach you while speaking through his clenched teeth and rictus smile?? :P

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Post by Poppy » 18 Aug 2006, 21:21

teddygirl wrote:.................................AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE GOING TO BED CUDDLING THEIR TEDDY BEAR OR TWO ??????????????????????????? :twisted:

WELL??????????????????????????????
Nothing. Here's Plug's teddies

Image

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Post by teddygirl » 18 Aug 2006, 22:03

Oh I just adore the wee one at the front. It looks like a 1940's Chiltern one of my favourite types.
If he's ever looking for a new home for it............................................

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Post by Cleopas » 18 Aug 2006, 22:07

I never had a Teddy ... ever!

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Post by teddygirl » 18 Aug 2006, 22:12

That's just a wee shame :cry:

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