Can I say my wife's hometown

McGachieWillCatchYE · Post by **McGachieWillCatchYE** » 05 Jul 2006, 00:14

On here without getting censored?

She's from Scunthorpe

McGachieWillCatchYE · Post by **McGachieWillCatchYE** » 05 Jul 2006, 00:15

thought not!!!!

She's from Scun (insert T here) horpe

Skeely · Post by **Skeely** » 05 Jul 2006, 09:32

McGachieWillCatchYE wrote:On here without getting censored?

She's from ***

Interestingly (or maybe not), I have started to use the RSS feed to read the forum. This way the brave surfer can experience the full horror of the Porty Forum without the censorship.

Sandra · Post by **Sandra** » 05 Jul 2006, 17:49

Sc u n thorpe - that is ridiculous

McGachieWillCatchYE · Post by **McGachieWillCatchYE** » 06 Jul 2006, 01:28

Sandra wrote:Sc u n thorpe - that is ridiculous

Whats ridiculous about being from Scun thorpe??????

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 06 Jul 2006, 07:51

Nothing - I don't think that's what she meant, McG!

Just wait til you read this one - it has been around for a while now on the web and is called "the sc_u_nthorpe problem" - for a while, AOL was refusing anyone from the town an account!

before you click on this link to get the whole story - you'll have to copy and paste it into your browser address bar and remove the space :

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scun thorpe_Problem

or just do a web search for this problem

same thing has happened to "Socialism" as it contains the word "cialis" which is a drug - the same as viagra - which spammers try and sell online

as Tommy Sheridan will tell you, there is no link whatsoever between lurid online sex and socialism, none, none whatsoever, it was all made up, don't know what you mean.

Sandra · Post by **Sandra** » 06 Jul 2006, 10:32

McGachieWillCatchYE wrote:
Sandra wrote:Sc u n thorpe - that is ridiculous
Whats ridiculous about being from Scun thorpe??????

Nothing

I just meant it was silly that you couldn't write Scun thorpe out in full without getting ***

Zargonian · Post by **Zargonian** » 07 Jul 2006, 09:03

McGachieWillCatchYE wrote:On here without getting censored?

She's from ***

I don't have a wife sadly. But if I did she would be from
* o c k e r m o u t h.....

McGachieWillCatchYE · Post by **McGachieWillCatchYE** » 10 Jul 2006, 01:22

Zargonian wrote:
McGachieWillCatchYE wrote:On here without getting censored?

She's from ***
I don't have a wife sadly. But if I did she would be from
* o c k e r m o u t h.....

Whats wrong with hockermouth?

McGachieWillCatchYE · Post by **McGachieWillCatchYE** » 10 Jul 2006, 01:23

Sandra wrote:
McGachieWillCatchYE wrote:
Sandra wrote:Sc u n thorpe - that is ridiculous
Whats ridiculous about being from Scun thorpe??????
Nothing I just meant it was silly that you couldn't write Scun thorpe out in full without getting ***

Nah sounded like you were having a go as usual

!

Zargonian · Post by **Zargonian** » 10 Jul 2006, 11:23

McGachieWillCatchYE wrote:
Zargonian wrote:
McGachieWillCatchYE wrote:On here without getting censored?

She's from ***
I don't have a wife sadly. But if I did she would be from
* o c k e r m o u t h.....
Whats wrong with hockermouth?

I'm sure Hockermouth is a lovely place.

I remember a place called Shilbottle, or something like that on the A1.
Someone's ammended the sign that takes the "l" out of Shilbottle and replaced it with a "t"......

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 10 Jul 2006, 21:54

Zargonian wrote:I remember a place called Shilbottle, or something like that on the A1.
Someone's ammended the sign that takes the "l" out of Shilbottle and replaced it with a "t"......

We passed that sign last year and they've still not changed it back

Sandra · Post by **Sandra** » 11 Jul 2006, 09:04

McGachieWillCatchYE wrote:
Sandra wrote:
McGachieWillCatchYE wrote: Whats ridiculous about being from Scun thorpe??????
Nothing I just meant it was silly that you couldn't write Scun thorpe out in full without getting ***
Nah sounded like you were having a go as usual !

Moi?

McGachieWillCatchYE · Post by **McGachieWillCatchYE** » 12 Jul 2006, 00:42

yes, it had nasty over tones

Jackson Priest · Post by **Jackson Priest** » 12 Jul 2006, 09:45

McGachieWillCatchYE wrote:yes, it had nasty over tones

Eeeh, yeah, that Sandra's always had a vicious streak.

Ha ha ha!

ali · Post by **ali** » 12 Jul 2006, 10:59

McGachieWillCatchYE wrote:yes, it had nasty over tones

Please don't talk to the lady like that.

The only nasty tones around here are coming from you so just keep a civil tongue in your head and you'll get along just fine.

Cleopas · Post by **Cleopas** » 12 Jul 2006, 13:11

Epykat wrote:
Zargonian wrote:I remember a place called Shilbottle, or something like that on the A1.
Someone's ammended the sign that takes the "l" out of Shilbottle and replaced it with a "t"......
We passed that sign last year and they've still not changed it back

Road signs that have been changed!!! As a person who never carries magic markers, paint or spray-cans ... why??? I mean, I can see the funny side ... but why are the "offenders" carrying these things in the first place? Have they PLANNED the change in advance that much? The mind boggles.

My favourite was over a bridge on the road coming from Glasgow .... it read "Glasgow's Miles Better" ... "than a small puddle"!

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 12 Jul 2006, 13:35

I liked the banner that read "Its Rudi Time" that was dangled from one of the M8 bridges on semi-final day. How wrong could they be?

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