Great Britain

[rathbone]

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a
Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American
shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of
anything foreign.

Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to
the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can
buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a DIET coke.

Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to
the counters.

Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the
drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a
skating rink.

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.

31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the
fairy lights were plugged in.

19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas
decorations were chocolate.

British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling
accidents.

101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out
of the soles of their feet. 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on
a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after
opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of Control
Scalextric cars.

And finally.... In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing
up into the toilet.

RULE BRITANNIA!!!!!

[Skeely]

Only in Britain...

Apparently not...

[Porty]

"8 Australians cracked their skull in 1997 after falling asleep (passing out) while throwing up into the toilet. "

I reckon only about 1% of australians that throw up actually make it to the toilet. Maybe its just as well?

[rathbone]

Apparently not...[/url]

Nice to know that we're just one big global family

[Skeely]

Apparently not...[/url]

Nice to know that we're just one big global family :D

Maybe it's a Commonwealth thing?