Dada=Pillock

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 21 Apr 2006, 16:28

Months ago I promised my oft combatant a gift of 1kg of coffee beans. He was to call and collect at my emporium.

He made his way down to porty high street today, i looked out the beans, we had a long chat, he picked up the bags which he had arrived with, which were lying beside the coffee. Hey presto!! The coffee is still here.

What can i say?

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 21 Apr 2006, 16:46

I'm a has bean. You've ground me down. You make a powderful argument.

There's only aroma in here for one top poster.

Can I still have my beans please.

Pal of Porty · Post by **Pal of Porty** » 21 Apr 2006, 17:03

Dadaist wrote:Can I still have my beans please.

Of course you can - they are sitting on the desk exactly where you left them.