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sunnyporty · Post by **sunnyporty** » 01 Mar 2006, 11:06

Udate on black fluffy pussy. He's still with us and is no trouble at all he is going out and in and so far has survived the traffic although he is kept in during the day and let out at night when its quieter.Sorry there are no photos but if you can imagine a black persian without the squashed face.
I can deliver ANY weekend to a cat friendly home.

Jamesie · Post by **Jamesie** » 01 Mar 2006, 14:09

Why is *** in the filter?

CatzVP · Post by **CatzVP** » 01 Mar 2006, 17:19

looks like pussy isn't allowed

Novastar · Post by **Novastar** » 01 Mar 2006, 17:20

CatzVP wrote:looks like *** isn't allowed

Take it that's a word for cat begining with "pus".

Sounds like a case of Mrs Slocome syndrome.

CatzVP · Post by **CatzVP** » 01 Mar 2006, 17:21

Guess there is no Pussy Cat, Pussy Willow, or just plain pussy in this forum

CatzVP · Post by **CatzVP** » 01 Mar 2006, 17:23

Unless its a pu55y cat

Bob Jefferson · Post by **Bob Jefferson** » 01 Mar 2006, 17:39

That constitutes circumvention of filter you naughty pussy!

arachnid · Post by **arachnid** » 01 Mar 2006, 19:28

You could always put " little black, fluffy thingy!!!

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 01 Mar 2006, 19:46

Right on cue - here is the kind of music me and my friend were making in 1993 :

The track is quite work and family safe, but rates a 7.5 on the Inman Scale :

Hot Lemons - "Pu$$y" (4.7MB)

Big up the "Are You Being Served" massive!

Jackson Priest · Post by **Jackson Priest** » 01 Mar 2006, 20:33

Wish I'd been at the meeting when all the profane words were decided. It must have been fun. Could there possibly be another one, and can I come to it please, because there are still anomalies: like, for example, you can't mention Mrs Slocombe's pussy, but you can mention Julian, Dick, Anne, George and Timmy's Aunt Fanny.

Wa-hey!

bellybabe · Post by **bellybabe** » 01 Mar 2006, 20:46

Jackson Priest wrote:you can mention Julian, Dick, Anne, George and Timmy's Aunt Fanny.

Wa-hey!

Just to be pedantic, George didn't have an Aunt Fanny.

Jackson Priest · Post by **Jackson Priest** » 01 Mar 2006, 20:51

Bellybabe wrote:
Jackson Priest wrote:you can mention Julian, Dick, Anne, George and Timmy's Aunt Fanny.

Wa-hey!
Just to be pedantic, George didn't have an Aunt Fanny.

Oops - you're right. She didn't have an Uncle Quentin either, did she?

Sorry if I have caused offence to Famous Five fans.

JP.

PS. Bellybabe, what's your favourite 5 adventure? For the benefit of the tape, mine's Smuggler's Top.

bellybabe · Post by **bellybabe** » 01 Mar 2006, 20:57

Oooh. mine too! Number four! Was quite keen on the one where they stayed in a lighthouse too. Why couldn't I have holidays like that? - gypsy caravans, friends with catacombs under their houses, Cornish farms with smugglers, lighthouses, my own castle... God I hate my parents.

Jackson Priest · Post by **Jackson Priest** » 01 Mar 2006, 21:14

Bellybabe wrote:Oooh. mine too! Number four! Was quite keen on the one where they stayed in a lighthouse too. Why couldn't I have holidays like that? - gypsy caravans, friends with catacombs under their houses, Cornish farms with smugglers, lighthouses, my own castle... God I hate my parents.

Demons Rocks. Brilliant.

Also, Five Run Away Together, with the horribly common Stick family and their disgusting dog, (S)Tinker.

Our holidays were never as good either. I still think it's because my mother wouldn't let me sleep on a bed of bracken.

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 01 Mar 2006, 21:25

Bellybabe wrote:Oooh. mine too! Number four! Was quite keen on the one where they stayed in a lighthouse too. Why couldn't I have holidays like that? - gypsy caravans, friends with catacombs under their houses, Cornish farms with smugglers, lighthouses, my own castle... God I hate my parents.

I loved the one about Kirrin Island because it was set in Scotland.
I was soooo jealous of the Famous Five and their wild wild adventures...what fun they had, and they always had torches that worked and plenty of rope for hauling things up and down hills. And they were always sent off with food like six loaves of new-baked bread, plenty of butter, a large cheese, about three dozen eggs and a ham. And some bones and dog biscuits for Timmy of course. Enough to feed a small country for a year if when I was a wee foxy

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 01 Mar 2006, 22:24

foxy wrote:And they were always sent off with food like six loaves of new-baked bread, plenty of butter, a large cheese, about three dozen eggs and a ham.

You forgot the lashings of ginger beer. Hoorah!!

bellybabe · Post by **bellybabe** » 02 Mar 2006, 00:07

foxy wrote:
I loved the one about Kirrin Island because it was set in Scotland.

Er...come again? Kirrin island was in the bay opposite Fanny, Quentin and George's house - I thought it was south coast of England? I remember hating that they never ventured north really.

The first one was Kirrin island, as was the third, with the odious Stick family, as JP clearly remembers. And one around eight or nine. Although maybe that was Kirrin Farm. They had an evil tutor for the holidays.

Oh god, i am giving waaaaay too much away about myself now.

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 02 Mar 2006, 00:13

Blyton's Sea of Adventure, featuring Jack, Dinah et al, was set on a Scottish island.

Pal of Porty · Post by **Pal of Porty** » 02 Mar 2006, 00:38

Bellybabe wrote:The first one was Kirrin island, as was the third, with the odious Stick family, as JP clearly remembers. And one around eight or nine. Although maybe that was Kirrin Farm. They had an evil tutor for the holidays.

The evil tutor was a brilliant one but I liked the one where Uncle Quentin built a top secret glass tower for his experiments on Kirrin Island but the baddies stole his secret formula for cheap energy that he was going to donate to the world.

sunnyporty · Post by **sunnyporty** » 02 Mar 2006, 10:23

You all got me excited there for a moment.I thought 18 of you were fighting over who was goingto get the prize of my black pussy.
Maybe I should change me name to MRS SLOCOMBE (was that the spelling) Anyway what a lot you are for drifting off the subject. Does no-one want to run their fingers through the long black hair that is on offer.

Mimpty · Post by **Mimpty** » 02 Mar 2006, 14:52

Bellybabe wrote:
Jackson Priest wrote:you can mention Julian, Dick, Anne, George and Timmy's Aunt Fanny.

Wa-hey!
Just to be pedantic, George didn't have an Aunt Fanny.

Fanny was in "The Magic Far Away Tree" series, with the Saucepan man etc. Can remember the names of the other humans, though.

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 02 Mar 2006, 15:32

Bellybabe wrote:
foxy wrote:
I loved the one about Kirrin Island because it was set in Scotland.
Er...come again? Kirrin island was in the bay opposite Fanny, Quentin and George's house - I thought it was south coast of England? I remember hating that they never ventured north really.

BB I bow to your younger and more reliable memory...I read these books hot off the presses (ish)... so a long long long time ago

Talk Porty ~ Portobello

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