How to be a better Wife/Partner?

[Porty]

Try not to put preservatives like Jam and Chutney in the fridge. It doesn't go there.

When you already have 3 unopened bags of parsley, the youngest of which is a month past its sell by date. Don't buy another one.

Allow Newspapers in the bedroom, even if the smell you imagine emanates from them does annoy you.

If things like Heinz Tomato Ketchup 400g is 2 for 1 at Sainsbury's don't buy a big bottle and a small one.

If a lazy day is decided upon, don't issue tasks and instructions.

[Epykat]

When you already have 3 unopened bags of parsley, the youngest of which is a month past its sell by date. Don't buy another one

Does the same apply to Oxo cubes (think we've got 5 boxes now )
(oh, and I think you'll find jam is a preserve and not a preservative, otherwise we'd be smearing it on our wrinkles)