Porty's Pope Quiz

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Porty's Pope Quiz

Post by Porty » 02 Apr 2005, 22:47

Usual prize for the winner. This is a serious quiz.

1) How many languages did Pop JP2 speak?

2) What year was he born?

3) Who was the POL member who first posted his demise and how did she manage to keep it in for an hour?

4) On April 2nd 2006 what will Marya think of first?

a) The anniversary of PJP2's death

b) The anniversary of guy that fly tipped rubbish in her street

5) Why were Birmingham City Football Club glad to see the back of JP1 when he died?

6) PJP2 achieved something after becoming Pope that our very own PoP tries really hard to do but will probably never achieve, what was it?

7) Name the scottish contender for the next Papacy.

8-Who sponsored the Popemobile for PJP2 's visit to Bellahouston Park? (Gemini should get this one)

9) Name the guy that drove the Popemobile on the trip and name his brother also. (Ormelie regulars may know this one).

10) Why did someone take a sledgehammer to the rear windscreen of the aforementioned Popemobile prior to PJP2's arrival in Glasgow?

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Post by Poppy » 02 Apr 2005, 23:23

Can't really answer any of this quiz [being a bit of a religious ignoramus] except where the Queen of Nylon is concerned, but the internet is VERY slow since the news broke!!

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Re: Porty's Pope Quiz

Post by Gemini » 03 Apr 2005, 00:19

Porty wrote:Usual prize for the winner. This is a serious quiz. :shock:

1) How many languages did Pop JP2 speak?
A) more than you do!

2) What year was he born?
A) aaprox same year as you :wink:

3) Who was the POL member who first posted his demise and how did she manage to keep it in for an hour?
A) Marya - with great difficulty

4) On April 2nd 2006 what will Marya think of first?

a) The anniversary of PJP2's death

b) The anniversary of guy that fly tipped rubbish in her stree

A) to 4 a) b) Probably breakfast :wink:

5) Why were Birmingham City Football Club glad to see the back of JP1 when he died?
A) because PJP did not purchase a season ticket?

6) PJP2 achieved something after becoming Pope that our very own PoP tries really hard to do but will probably never achieve, what was it?
A) Staying sober? :wink:

7) Name the scottish contender for the next Papacy.
A) Cardinal Porty

8-Who sponsored the Popemobile for PJP2 's visit to Bellahouston Park? (Gemini should get this one)
A) Pastor Glass :lol:

9) Name the guy that drove the Popemobile on the trip and name his brother also. (Ormelie regulars may know this one).
A) Rev Ian Paisley - wee Rev Willie Paisley

10) Why did someone take a sledgehammer to the rear windscreen of the aforementioned Popemobile prior to PJP2's arrival in Glasgow?
A) They glimpsed your wee green hat?

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Post by Dadaist » 03 Apr 2005, 09:26

Join in the universe's sorrow over the expired pontiff by buying this commemorative cross-stitch on eBay :

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 16868&rd=1

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Post by Poppy » 03 Apr 2005, 11:22

Dadaist wrote:Join in the universe's sorrow over the expired pontiff by buying this commemorative cross-stitch on eBay :

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 16868&rd=1
Good grief!!

And have you seen the other patterns!!?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol:

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Post by Dadaist » 03 Apr 2005, 20:07

Waaaaaaaaaah!!! Pope beanie baby !!!!!

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