If you're the guy who....

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 02 Apr 2005, 11:46

just fly-tipped your rubbish in West Brighton Crescent, then please realise what a pathetic individual you are. 11 0'clock on a sunny morning and you can't even be bothered to make the extra few minutes drive along to Seafield refuse tip.
I really hope you do read this forum because I want you to know that I got a real good view of you and your car and will make sure that this is not the last you'll hear of this.

Jamesie · Post by **Jamesie** » 02 Apr 2005, 12:04

Did he have a walking stick Marya?

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 02 Apr 2005, 12:29

Nah...he would have opted for Porty's skip instead

Mind you if I can lay my hands on the guy he may well be needing one soon. Not that I'm violent you understand..

DG · Post by DG » 02 Apr 2005, 19:20

I got a real good view of you and your car and will make sure that this is not the last you'll hear of this.

Any further forward with this, Marya? Isn't it infuriating!

DG

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 02 Apr 2005, 20:19

I've calmed down considerably now DG and may even stop work on the wax model....

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 02 Apr 2005, 20:31

Why didn't you chase him? Were you still in your jimjams? Pity you didn't get his number - or did you???

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 02 Apr 2005, 20:35

jimjams

??

No, I reckon our Marya is more of a babydoll girl [nylon. of course] ..............

DG · Post by DG » 02 Apr 2005, 20:51

I've calmed down considerably now DG and may even stop work on the wax model....

No, no... keep going with the wax doll...sounds like he deserves it

And you can't beat jimjams, Poppy. Nylon is just not the same

DG

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 02 Apr 2005, 20:54

Heck, DG you know that, I know that, even ecm knows that, but have you seen Marya???? Well, have you seen her avatar - pure nylon, I'd say!!

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 02 Apr 2005, 21:05

I say, get away from my skip or I'll tip my tea all over you, you bastard!

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 02 Apr 2005, 21:13

Right! Who's been talking? DG, I'm blaming you!

OK I confess it was 11 o'clock, I was still in my nightie

and although it's a very respectable cotton one from M&S I didn't really fancy showing it off to my neighbours (even though Mrs Porty has set a precedent in those matters).
Incidentally, I seem to remember that when we shared a flat ecm was the Brentford Nylons Queen

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 02 Apr 2005, 21:17

Incidentally, I seem to remember that when we shared a flat ecm was the Brentford Nylons Queen

And I thought it was Blacks of Greenock who made tents!!

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 03 Apr 2005, 12:13

Thought you might appreciate an up-date on this from your local Inspector Clouseau.

Spotted yesterday's car parked down off Brighton Place this morning and realised which neighbour it was who owned it. It couldn't be him surely - his family had worked so hard in the recent Parks tidy-up

Slowly the penny dropped

when I realised that he had just moved house and must have bought one of the garages beside ours. Yep! A short conversation confirmed this. He had merely dropped stuff off yesterday in a hurry, intending to come back later and put it into his new garage. I've apologised for glaring at him in my nightie and assured him that his possessions will be very safe in his new garage as I'm obviously such a curtain twitcher.

I am so embarrassed

I now fervently hope that he is not a lurker

Bob Jefferson · Post by **Bob Jefferson** » 03 Apr 2005, 12:25

Classic! Please feel free to delete the entire thread if you so wish.

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 03 Apr 2005, 16:25

Bob Jefferson wrote:

Classic! Please feel free to delete the entire thread if you so wish.

No, don't! Let it stay as a lesson to us all!!

[On what Marya favours for night attire, if nothing else!!

]

Pal of Porty · Post by **Pal of Porty** » 05 Apr 2005, 23:29

I agree we should keep this thread.

Isn't amazing how we all jump to conclusions? I was wanting to slash his tyres until I got to the last post. It is times like this when I find it refreshing to know that our legal system relies on evidence to convict.

And the talk of all that nightwear.......

Post by **wangi** » 05 Apr 2005, 23:33

Okay... What's everyone's thoughts on this disgusting scene up alongside the Brunstane Burn just outside ASDA:

http://www.pbase.com/wangi/image/41483043

50m from the ASDA supermarket - the tolleys: "we're lost, phone", aye like any of the many of ASDA staff that walk past care, like any of the management care... Howabout some respect for the community that shops in the store? Yes, some other idiots bunged them in the river, but...

EDIT: Altered the language a tad on my site a bitty...

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 06 Apr 2005, 07:02

I saw this the other day and am ashamed to say that although I moaned about it I have not done anything about it like complain to ASDA and/or Council.

So thank you, wangi.

I did see a crew of men cutting back the undergrowth and clearing rubbish* a few weeks ago, but can't recall if they were council or private.

* you would not think it had ever happened now!