Isn't Life Strange?

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 20 Nov 2004, 00:01

Hang on ecm I've got to go upstairs for my glass...

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 20 Nov 2004, 00:03

And wait for it.... I have 10 young men having a party in the kitchen at the moment and any minute now there will be a party of 6 young ladies arriving for a sleepover. (The boys are getting the heave ho)

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 20 Nov 2004, 00:07

and I'm just going to check that Dan is still fast asleep

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 20 Nov 2004, 00:09

I have 10 young men having a party in the kitchen at the moment

Do any of them have any fags on them?

bearcub · Post by **bearcub** » 20 Nov 2004, 00:10

Beach Babe wrote:I do hope that we don't have to look at the scar at the next POL social event

NOOOOO, enough!

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 20 Nov 2004, 00:10

hmmm - young men!

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 20 Nov 2004, 00:11

No they don't

Marya, you probably know this and thinking about what you are doing tomorrow, saw the former Head of the Schools Inspectorate in England on TV today. His name is Woodhead.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20 Nov 2004, 00:12

Porty wrote:and any minute now there will be a party of 6 young ladies arriving for a sleepover.

No comment whatsoever. Absolutely nothing. Zillch.

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 20 Nov 2004, 00:14

Ah Mr Woodhead who had an affair with one of his pupils........what exactly do you think I'm doing tomorrow Porty??

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20 Nov 2004, 00:14

Wait! I hear a knock on the door. The Thought Police! We are the dead.

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 20 Nov 2004, 00:18

Marya wrote:Ah Mr Woodhead who had an affair with one of his pupils........what exactly do you think I'm doing tomorrow Porty??

I thought you were doing some SQA stuff and nonsense.

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 20 Nov 2004, 00:19

And my greatest fear - a WORKSHOP!!

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 20 Nov 2004, 00:19

Bob wrote:
Porty wrote:and any minute now there will be a party of 6 young ladies arriving for a sleepover.
No comment whatsoever. Absolutely nothing. Zillch.

They have arrived. Rather miraculously all their mobiles have just started working, after the batteries been flat all night.

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 20 Nov 2004, 00:20

Marya wrote:And my greatest fear - a WORKSHOP!!

Ooh great - there might be role-play too if you're lucky.

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 20 Nov 2004, 00:21

Were they on vibrate? Very heavy on the batteries y'know.

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 20 Nov 2004, 00:23

Ooh great - there might be role-play too if you're lucky.

Huh! Typical trainer

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20 Nov 2004, 00:26

Marya wrote:Were they on vibrate? Very heavy on the batteries y'know.

Oh no, I'm not falling for that one either. LA LA LA - I can't hear you.

bearcub · Post by **bearcub** » 20 Nov 2004, 00:28

Bob wrote:
Marya wrote:Were they on vibrate? Very heavy on the batteries y'know.
Oh no, I'm not falling for that one either. LA LA LA - I can't hear you.

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 20 Nov 2004, 00:30

Bob wrote:
Marya wrote:Were they on vibrate? Very heavy on the batteries y'know.
Oh no, I'm not falling for that one either. LA LA LA - I can't hear you.

And you have the cheek to accuse me of dragging her down!

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 20 Nov 2004, 00:31

Just as well you can't hear me, otherwise I'd be in your cupboard

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 20 Nov 2004, 00:33

Marya wrote:Were they on vibrate? Very heavy on the batteries y'know.

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 20 Nov 2004, 00:35

Marya wrote:Just as well you can't hear me, otherwise I'd be in your cupboard

Why, what on earth are you doing...................so quietly!

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 20 Nov 2004, 00:41

Night, night. I'm off to bed with a throbbing...............................................................

Leg.

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 20 Nov 2004, 00:43

Night night then - you should try to keep it up all night if you can. You'll feel better for it in the morning.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » 20 Nov 2004, 00:45

There's never a moderator when you need one.

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 20 Nov 2004, 00:48

ecm wrote:Night night then - you should try to keep it up all night if you can. You'll feel better for it in the morning.

You are awful!!

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 20 Nov 2004, 10:17

Good Morning,

How's the patient today then? Leg hasn't fallen off during the night or anything like that?

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 20 Nov 2004, 12:20

STOP! STOP!!

Nobody's even ASKED about the oven! The leg'll heal on the NHS but does the oven need a new door?

(and just your luck - it's the one weekend POP is away with the Portobello walking stick!

)

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 21 Nov 2004, 16:33

Epykat wrote:STOP! STOP!! Nobody's even ASKED about the oven! The leg'll heal on the NHS but does the oven need a new door?

(and just your luck - it's the one weekend POP is away with the Portobello walking stick! )

Im A ok. Bruce's report card is still badtho.

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 21 Nov 2004, 16:40

Porty wrote:Im A ok. Bruce's report card is still badtho.

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 21 Nov 2004, 18:43

Porty wrote: Bruce's report card is still badtho.

He's in SIXTH YEAR! You didn't actually think he'd be doing any work did you

?

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 21 Nov 2004, 20:26

Epykat wrote:
Porty wrote: Bruce's report card is still badtho.
He's in SIXTH YEAR! You didn't actually think he'd be doing any work did you ?

Actually, I did. I based it on what he told me.

Conversation snatch "Dad, I got the best mark in the class for the Maths test today" Me: "well done Bruce, Im pleased to hear that" Him: "I still failed 'tho" !!!!

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 21 Nov 2004, 23:10

[quote="Porty
Actually, I did. I based it on what he told me.

:[/quote]

I rest my case