Would this upset you?

Scoop · Post by **Scoop** » 28 Jan 2007, 16:35

What is happening next Saturday - is it another night out?

bearcub · Post by **bearcub** » 28 Jan 2007, 16:46

Of course, so that the good ladies of POL aren't going to be accused of sexism or such, I reckon us blokes need to have a snog-ability experiment too.....you know, purely in the name of scientific research. We really need to see if the results are gender-specific, or whether they apply to everyone.

I would happily volunteer Halle Berry and Kelly Brook as guinea pigs, and for the reason that "someone's got to do it for the greater good of mankind"...I'll put myself forward to test the theory.

Jamesie · Post by **Jamesie** » 28 Jan 2007, 18:02

You're absolutely right bearcub.

Kirsten Dunst would get a trial in my tongue-hockey team anyday.
Kirsten

Edited by Poppy so that the link worked!

ali · Post by **ali** » 28 Jan 2007, 19:06

Jamesie wrote: ................tongue-hockey

Do you have to bring your own stick?

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 28 Jan 2007, 20:24

Bob Jefferson wrote:I was upset for you Epykat. I kind of feel now that I should have tried to snog you to redress the balance but I was, as you know, on my very best Gold Star behaviour.

Thanks Bob. I know I can rely on you in an emergency. I can also confirm that you were on Gold Star Plus behaviour

.

SoupDragon · Post by **SoupDragon** » 30 Jan 2007, 14:48

Given the weather forecast we might need to go inside the Town Hall and warn the police that the High St will be choc a block with limos as the sexy celebs rush to aid our experimental snogathon.

Male celebs line up down the right hand side for those that want to snog the boys and female celebs down the left for those that like to snog girls. Anyone undecided can mill around in the middle.

Now anyone got Chistopher Eccleston's phone number and we can get the ball rolling?

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 30 Jan 2007, 15:30

SoupDragon wrote:female celebs

There's only three so far. No doubt Plug will want a shot at Jennifer Aniston so we can add her

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 31 Jan 2007, 00:09

A late contender for the laydeeez - Colin Salmon

SoupDragon · Post by **SoupDragon** » 31 Jan 2007, 10:59

Well we could add Sigourney Weaver, Helen Mirren and Star Treks Jadzia Dax and Tasha Yar for my sis

bellybabe · Post by **bellybabe** » 31 Jan 2007, 18:37

bearcub wrote:Of course, so that the good ladies of POL aren't going to be accused of sexism or such, I reckon us blokes need to have a snog-ability experiment too.....you know, purely in the name of scientific research. We really need to see if the results are gender-specific, or whether they apply to everyone.

Hm. Excuse me, I believe myself to be a good lady of POL, Mr Bearcub...

And whilst tempted by George Clooney and the delectable Depp, I feel that there should be at least one of us who can really test this on a multi-gender basis since I agree that we need to see if the results are indeed gender-specific. I can cross the road a few times between sides just to make sure, if that would help...

Can I suggest Jodie Foster? I'd willingly volunteer to look after her for the evening. But then again, George Clooney might also need my hospitality. Oh the dilemmas.

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 31 Jan 2007, 19:25

Bellybabe wrote:Can I suggest Jodie Foster? I'd willingly volunteer to look after her for the evening. But then again, George Clooney might also need my hospitality. Oh the dilemmas.

Greedy!!

bellybabe · Post by **bellybabe** » 31 Jan 2007, 20:10

Just maximising my opportunities...

Black Mamba · Post by **Black Mamba** » 31 Jan 2007, 20:20

SoupDragon wrote:
Marya wrote:How can you tell by just looking that someone is a good snog
So true.
I think we should demand that Johnny Depp, Harrison Ford, Brad Pitt and a few others should be lined up outside the Town Hall so's we can snog them just to prove the point, or not

I'll volunteer to be the poor martyr that has to snog Johnny Depp. I'm sure he'd feel left out when no-one else wants to do it.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 01 Feb 2007, 10:37

"Ghost Squad" actress Elaine Cassidy.

Latest Bond girl Eva Green.

Bad Bond Girl Rosamund Pike.

C4 Presenter Alexa Chung.

Nelson Hatstand · Post by **Nelson Hatstand** » 01 Feb 2007, 12:25

Pass the kleenex - it's Nelson H's Top 3 Totty:

Ivy

Deirdre

Gail

Scoop · Post by **Scoop** » 01 Feb 2007, 12:30

Nelson Hatstand wrote:Pass the kleenex - it's Nelson H's Top 3 Totty:

Yeuch - some of us are visual thinkers, you know.

Ivy

Deirdre

Gail

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 01 Feb 2007, 13:31

Since Denzel has already been snapped up (traitor!) and there's nobody else available, could I propose Sven Wombwell the hunky gardener

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 01 Feb 2007, 13:40

Epykat wrote:Since Denzel has already been snapped up (traitor!) and there's nobody else available, could I propose Sven Wombwell the hunky gardener

It's OK, EpyK, I think SoupD's idea is that all of us get a shot at all of them, not "one to one".

To avoid snogging NH I am not going try out anyone I don't recognise from the TV or cinema screen!!

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 01 Feb 2007, 15:25

Poppy wrote:
Epykat wrote:Since Denzel has already been snapped up (traitor!) and there's nobody else available, could I propose Sven Wombwell the hunky gardener
It's OK, EpyK, I think SoupD's idea is that all of us get a shot at all of them, not "one to one".

To avoid snogging NH I am not going try out anyone I don't recognise from the TV or cinema screen!!

Oh no, I don't think I'd have time to do them all justice! And if I got confused and recognised NH thinking he was famous I might snog him by accident

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 01 Feb 2007, 16:09

I can just imagine the scene round at Epykat Towers when Sven came over with his tools.

...

*DING DONG*

"Hello?"

"Wombwell"

"Oh you know, not bad"

"I come for your bush"

"Ooh saucy! I'll buzz you in"

ali · Post by **ali** » 01 Feb 2007, 17:11

Dadaist wrote:I can just imagine the scene round at Epykat Towers when Sven came over with his tools.

...

*DING DONG*

"Hello?"

"Wombwell"

"Oh you know, not bad"

"I come for your bush"

"Ooh saucy! I'll buzz you in"

........................a new low.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 01 Feb 2007, 17:40

I forgot the sleazy 70s funk music.

ali · Post by **ali** » 01 Feb 2007, 20:06

Dadaist wrote:I forgot the sleazy 70s funk music.

.......is the correct answer.

bearcub · Post by **bearcub** » 01 Feb 2007, 21:21

Bellybabe wrote: Hm. Excuse me, I believe myself to be a good lady of POL, Mr Bearcub...

Sorry BB

. So as not to upset you any further, I'll let you have a snog of Halle and Kelly too

. But you can keep George Clooney all to yourself....

bearcub · Post by **bearcub** » 01 Feb 2007, 21:31

Poppy wrote:To avoid snogging NH I am not going try out anyone I don't recognise from the TV or cinema screen!!

I take it you've not been watching Porty Telly then, have you?!

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 02 Feb 2007, 00:36

bearcub wrote:
Poppy wrote:To avoid snogging NH I am not going try out anyone I don't recognise from the TV or cinema screen!!
I take it you've not been watching Porty Telly then, have you?!

I thought it was Jackson on Porty TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 02 Feb 2007, 09:16

Poppy wrote:
bearcub wrote:
Poppy wrote:To avoid snogging NH I am not going try out anyone I don't recognise from the TV or cinema screen!!
I take it you've not been watching Porty Telly then, have you?!
I thought it was Jackson on Porty TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop whispering or I'll have to get new specs

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 02 Feb 2007, 10:12

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 02 Feb 2007, 10:28

Good lord, Dada, is that what Nelson Headstand's potion has done??

And, Foxy, we were whispering so as not to upset Nellie as he can't hear very well!

Nelson Hatstand · Post by **Nelson Hatstand** » 02 Feb 2007, 14:16

Poppy wrote:Good lord, Dada, is that what Nelson Headstand's potion has done??

And, Foxy, we were whispering so as not to upset Nellie as he can't hear very well!

Has something happened? Have I missed something?

(You'll be happy to know that location shooting was completed last night for Jackson Priest's latest brilliant film, and also that I have been brushing my tooth at least once every 2 days over the past week)

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 02 Feb 2007, 14:22

Nelson Hatstand wrote:Has something happened? Have I missed something?

No, dear, nothing for you to worry your pretty head of hair about!!

gilo · Post by **gilo** » 02 Feb 2007, 14:36

Poppy wrote:
Nelson Hatstand wrote:Has something happened? Have I missed something?
No, dear, nothing for you to worry your pretty head of hair about!!

I feel I've missed out too. Is this the thread where what's it tried it on with Epycat?

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 02 Feb 2007, 14:44

gilo wrote:I feel I've missed out too. Is this the thread where what's it tried it on with Epycat?

Yes. Did you really, really think any thread in the Portobello Online forum would remain on topic?

In fact, we may need to merge this topic and the "Cure for Baldness" one!!!

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 02 Feb 2007, 14:50

Poppy wrote:
Yes. Did you really, really think any thread in the Portobello Online forum would remain on topic?

Beautifully put.

Nelson Hatstand · Post by **Nelson Hatstand** » 02 Feb 2007, 15:19

Freind.