Buy a Fake Cat

Black Mamba · Post by **Black Mamba** » 08 Dec 2006, 17:32

oh yes please

Thanks for the lovely J.D birthday card Arachnid

arachnid · Post by **arachnid** » 08 Dec 2006, 17:44

Thought you'd like it!!!

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 08 Dec 2006, 17:52

teddygirl wrote:
Black Mamba wrote:Here's my wee cat

I've got one of them, but mine's a grouse

...a grumpy fake cat

Black Mamba · Post by **Black Mamba** » 08 Dec 2006, 18:32

Grumpy Moi!!!!

Cleopas · Post by **Cleopas** » 08 Dec 2006, 18:34

I wish you'd all leave Johnny Depp alone!!! He's all mine! MINE!!!

Black Mamba · Post by **Black Mamba** » 08 Dec 2006, 18:36

Cleopas wrote:I wish you'd all leave Johnny Depp alone!!! He's all mine! MINE!!!

I feel a duel coming on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I choose samurai swords at dawn on the beach.

Cleopas · Post by **Cleopas** » 08 Dec 2006, 18:50

Are you sure??

It's one of the very few "sports" I know and can do. I was taught by my dad's friend who used to teach drama and fencing at the Royal High!

Ever done Kendo?? It's similar to Samurai ...

But if you're sure ... you made the challenge ... I'll let you sort out the details ... and I'm told the Co-op still do nice funerals if you'd like that!

Black Mamba · Post by **Black Mamba** » 08 Dec 2006, 19:01

My tai chi instructor is teaching me samurai sword work and he's an Aikido expert. So I'm not sure who may need the co-op!!!

Cleopas · Post by **Cleopas** » 08 Dec 2006, 19:13

Okay ... but Tai-Chi is very slow. I expect I'll be done with you before you can say en garde!!!

Black Mamba · Post by **Black Mamba** » 08 Dec 2006, 19:16

The tia chi is slow yes, but the Aikido is fast. But how about we share him 50-50 then

Cleopas · Post by **Cleopas** » 08 Dec 2006, 19:18

Hmmm?? Who'd look after Vanessa while we share him???

Black Mamba · Post by **Black Mamba** » 08 Dec 2006, 19:18

She's a big girl I'm sure she'll manage

Cleopas · Post by **Cleopas** » 08 Dec 2006, 19:19

Well ........... okay ...... I don't want to fall out with anyone anyway!

Black Mamba · Post by **Black Mamba** » 08 Dec 2006, 19:21

CatzVP · Post by **CatzVP** » 14 Dec 2006, 05:08

foxy wrote: ...that just proves they were fake, cos we all know that cats don't have puppies

Exactly, that would just be stupid!! We all know they lay eggs!

Cleopas · Post by **Cleopas** » 14 Dec 2006, 10:00

... and spin webs to protect them from canine predators!

Talk Porty ~ Portobello

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