Flatulence

General discussion - "gossip and tittle tattle"

Flatus-A Coastal analysis-Is yours smelly?

No- my intestinal bacteria must produce methane
2
18%
Yes- hydrogen sulpide is ny intestinal bacteria of choice.
5
45%
Neither- I'm Flatus negative
4
36%
 
Total votes: 11

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Sandra
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Post by Sandra » 03 Nov 2006, 16:03

Outstanding stories Dadaist :lol: 8)

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Post by Dadaist » 03 Nov 2006, 16:21

Me & JP can have an egg fart-off sometime. Dunno who's gonna judge tho.

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Post by Jackson Priest » 03 Nov 2006, 17:11

Dadaist wrote:Me & JP can have an egg fart-off sometime. Dunno who's gonna judge tho.
Maybe we could do it at the christmas night out. Then everyone could get the benefit of our talents.

BB, could you amend the poll to include this option?

JP.
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, sir?

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Post by Porty » 03 Nov 2006, 17:20

The POL Xmas Farty?

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Post by teddygirl » 03 Nov 2006, 17:26

Looks like it could end up a men only do, the way it's heading :wink:

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Post by Jackson Priest » 03 Nov 2006, 17:31

Maybe we should go for a curry after all.
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, sir?

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Post by SoupDragon » 03 Nov 2006, 17:48

curried eggs?
Alert Woodwares to get a supply of gas masks in

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Post by Porty » 03 Nov 2006, 17:49

teddygirl wrote:Looks like it could end up a men only do, the way it's heading :wink:
Women are the deadliest.

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Post by Sandra » 03 Nov 2006, 19:48

Porty wrote:
teddygirl wrote:Looks like it could end up a men only do, the way it's heading :wink:
Women are the deadliest.
Definitely :lol:

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Post by Dadaist » 03 Nov 2006, 20:09

From a distance, a POL Xmas party just sounds like a bunch of people all blowing their own trumpet.

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Post by bearcub » 04 Nov 2006, 00:01

LOL at Dada and JP.

Unashamedly, and surprisingly for a male of species, there's nothing funnier than a good fart joke/story. :wink: :lol:

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Post by SoupDragon » 04 Nov 2006, 00:05

bearcub wrote:
Unashamedly, and surprisingly for a male of species, there's nothing funnier than a good fart joke/story. :wink: :lol:
SO true Clanger no2 and no4 (both males) try to outdo each other while their sisters look on in puzzlement or more sensibly leave the room.

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