The Apprentice

Sandra · Post by **Sandra** » 29 Mar 2006, 22:31

It was time for Jo to go

Sayed is a tit

Pal of Porty · Post by **Pal of Porty** » 13 Apr 2006, 11:38

Yet another cringeworthy episode!

3 candidates were in front of Sir Alan for firing and he agreed with his Advisors that one was a Liar, the second a Whinger and the third was a Planner.

I could not believe it when he kept the Liar - says a lot for his businesses

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 13 Apr 2006, 11:55

I agree...although his choice of who to fire is so incredibly random...one minute he holds one of them "totally responsible" for the team's failure to win the task and then he fires someone else. So contrived

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 13 Apr 2006, 12:21

foxy wrote: So contrived

Couldn't agree more Foxy. I watched last night's episode and the one on Tue night (because of this thread!). On Tue they were actually being urged to be nasty about each other. Confrontation is what gets us viewers tuning in I suppose, which means you can't get rid of the most annoying participants!

Loved the comment from the shopkeeper about the designer mag rack being just a bit of 'bent metal'

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 13 Apr 2006, 15:05

Great episode. I thought Ahmed was for the chop until it was him that The Suge spoke to first. From the way they edited it you thought it was going to be him.

If Ahmed had mentioned one more time that he was from the east end I was going to throw one of my small concrete lights at the tv screen.

Novastar · Post by **Novastar** » 13 Apr 2006, 15:33

Erm that's Syed

Unless I missed a joke.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 13 Apr 2006, 15:43

Novastar wrote:Erm that's Syed

Unless I missed a joke.

No - I just got the name wrong.

Sandra · Post by **Sandra** » 13 Apr 2006, 17:47

syed is a creep, mind you I can't stand Paul Tulip either - what a nasty load of people. Definitely don't see a winner.

Jackson Priest · Post by **Jackson Priest** » 13 Apr 2006, 18:52

Paul Tulip is a tit.

bearcub · Post by **bearcub** » 13 Apr 2006, 20:14

Dadaist wrote:If Ahmed had mentioned one more time that he was from the east end I was going to throw one of my small concrete lights at the tv screen.

Probably the reaction of most................and the reason why they get decent viewing figures, nothing like an arrogant ****** (as last night's evictee so eloquently called him) for everyone to hate, to pull in the viewers.

If he actually won the thing, how could he work for Sir Al when the whole nation has seen him tell porkies constantly and "empathise" so cringeworthingly

with every race/religion/creed/etc, etc he meets.

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 14 Apr 2006, 10:28

The funniest thing about S-head, and there's not a lot, is he thinks he grew up in the East End.

Contrived is the word that's beginning to resonate. I'm even suspicious of how they ended up in the "dealers" house. It seems strange that a supposedly big shaker in the portable petrol dispenser business is prepared to have 2 jerkys in his house at 5pm in the evening just so as he can buy 300 prototype non-spill canisters at Â£7.50 a pop. Maybe its because he is a big shaker?

Anyways, he stands to make a gross profit of Â£9.50 per can, if he sells the lot. Hardly worth getting pumped up about for a man of his standing.

Pal of Porty · Post by **Pal of Porty** » 27 Apr 2006, 17:01

Brilliant - the liar got the bullet at last.

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 27 Apr 2006, 17:34

Pal of Porty wrote:Brilliant - the liar got the bullet at last.

Hear hear... he's so arrogant he doesn't even believe he tells whacking great porkies

bearcub · Post by **bearcub** » 27 Apr 2006, 19:57

Pal of Porty wrote:Brilliant - the liar got the bullet at last.

Think he's one of those people that lies so much he actually believes himself to be telling the truth. Met a few like that.

Sandra · Post by **Sandra** » 27 Apr 2006, 20:42

Equally delighted

Who do you think will win?

Im placing my bets on Ancell or Ruth

though last night in the boardroom I thought Ruth was a right horror.

Can't stand Paul Tulip and not fussed re Michelle.

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 27 Apr 2006, 21:15

Not seen enough of Ansell to judge him really...don't think he's been in the board room yet??...he's definitely a good salesman but not sure about his other qualities...I remain to be convinced

Like you Sandra not bothered either way about Michelle

Think it will be between Paul and Ruth. My favourite would be Ruth but I think Paul may win

Sandra · Post by **Sandra** » 27 Apr 2006, 22:26

foxy wrote:I think Paul may win

I hope not. Preferred Sayed to him.

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 27 Apr 2006, 22:34

Sandra wrote:
foxy wrote:I think Paul may win
I hope not. Preferred Sayed to him.

Ah, Sayed!

Oops sorry, wrong thread.

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 27 Apr 2006, 22:36

ecm wrote: Oops sorry, wrong thread.

That's a nice photie of Ali!!

We wish. Would not mind that looming over my salad at lunch!!

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 27 Apr 2006, 22:36

ecm wrote:
Sandra wrote:
foxy wrote:I think Paul may win
I hope not. Preferred Sayed to him.

Ah, Sayed!

Oops sorry, wrong thread.

OOOh I'd almost forgotten about him....he could be my apprentice any day

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 27 Apr 2006, 22:48

Poppy wrote: Would not mind that looming over my salad at lunch!!

er, quite.

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 27 Apr 2006, 22:49

ecm wrote:
Poppy wrote: Would not mind that looming over my salad at lunch!!
er, quite.

You have to admit it's better that what does loom?

Oh, sorry, Ali, is that you there? *biff*!!

arachnid · Post by **arachnid** » 27 Apr 2006, 22:50

ecm wrote:
Sandra wrote:
foxy wrote:I think Paul may win
I hope not. Preferred Sayed to him.

Ah, Sayed!

Oops sorry, wrong thread.

He'll be back next week

Sandra · Post by **Sandra** » 27 Apr 2006, 22:54

arachnid wrote:
ecm wrote:
Sandra wrote: I hope not. Preferred Sayed to him.

Ah, Sayed!

Oops sorry, wrong thread.
He'll be back next week

You guys are SO far behind. Hey, ECM any sign of more Lost DVDs?

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 27 Apr 2006, 22:59

Sandra wrote:
You guys are SO far behind. Hey, ECM any sign of more Lost DVDs?

I shall speak to our source tomorrow.

Sandra · Post by **Sandra** » 27 Apr 2006, 23:00

ecm wrote:
Sandra wrote:
You guys are SO far behind. Hey, ECM any sign of more Lost DVDs?
I shall speak to our source tomorrow.

Fantastic!

Pal of Porty · Post by **Pal of Porty** » 27 Apr 2006, 23:25

foxy wrote:...Like you Sandra not bothered either way about Michelle

I love her glasses

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 27 Apr 2006, 23:36

Pal of Porty wrote:I love her glasses

Do they hold pints

Novastar · Post by **Novastar** » 28 Apr 2006, 13:21

What's everyone got against Paul?

Sandra · Post by **Sandra** » 28 Apr 2006, 13:35

Novastar wrote:What's everyone got against Paul?

he's a tit

Jackson Priest · Post by **Jackson Priest** » 28 Apr 2006, 14:02

Sandra wrote:
Novastar wrote:What's everyone got against Paul?
he's a tit

Correct. He's a tit.

Jackson Priest · Post by **Jackson Priest** » 28 Apr 2006, 14:05

Poppy wrote:
ecm wrote: Oops sorry, wrong thread.
That's a nice photie of Ali!!

We wish. Would not mind that looming over my salad at lunch!!

fnarr fnarr.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 28 Apr 2006, 14:16

I'm just glad she didn't say that she wanted him to dress her salad.

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 28 Apr 2006, 14:16

Jackson Priest wrote:
Sandra wrote:
Novastar wrote:What's everyone got against Paul?
he's a tit
Correct. He's a tit.

I have never seen the Apprentice or Mr Tit.

He has his own website. It has this picture on it.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 28 Apr 2006, 14:17

Dadaist wrote:I'm just glad she didn't say that she wanted him to dress her salad.

er, quite.