Bovine works of art

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 07 Dec 2005, 10:39

teddygirl wrote:Sorry to hear that Ali is in the ERI, I hope he is not being bull ied in there.

Nah, Ali is fine, they are just putting him out to graze.

Hell's Cat · Post by **Hell's Cat** » 07 Dec 2005, 14:06

You lot are certainly milking this for all it's worth.

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 07 Dec 2005, 14:26

Have you been on the grass?

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 07 Dec 2005, 16:00

Hell's Cat wrote:You lot are certainly milking this for all it's worth.

You heifer laugh, though.

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 07 Dec 2005, 17:52

bovine spongiform encephalopathy is alive and well on POL

teddygirl · Post by **teddygirl** » 07 Dec 2005, 18:06

foxy wrote:bovine spongiform encephalopathy is alive and well on POL

Does that mean my brain is minced ?

arachnid · Post by **arachnid** » 07 Dec 2005, 23:15

Awe, don't get yourself in a stew now!!

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 08 Dec 2005, 10:45

I would rather stick a fork in the Pope's eye.

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 08 Dec 2005, 11:06

You're not a calf-lick then

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 08 Dec 2005, 15:53

I think Ali will now have to drink de-calf-enated.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 09 Dec 2005, 07:34

Great thread, but I think I've herd enough cow jokes now.

Mate of Marya · Post by **Mate of Marya** » 09 Dec 2005, 07:53

Yes, time to moov on.....

Pal of Porty · Post by **Pal of Porty** » 09 Dec 2005, 20:26

Burger off - I love this thread!

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 12 Dec 2005, 14:45

I was out with PoP on saturday and we got cattled.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 12 Dec 2005, 15:05

Porty wrote:I was out with PoP on saturday and we got cattled.

I think you two are a couple of cowboys.

rathbone · Post by **rathbone** » 12 Dec 2005, 15:28

No, just legless chaps

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 12 Dec 2005, 16:23

rathbone wrote:No, just legless chaps

If they couldn't walk, they wouldn't be able to hear the rustle of the leaves.

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 12 Dec 2005, 16:27

How now?

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 12 Dec 2005, 17:25

Porty wrote:How now?

Are you fielding questions?

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 12 Dec 2005, 17:58

Any time now this thread will qualify for a CAP subsidy.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 12 Dec 2005, 18:27

I'm just glad you and I haven't got into one of our bulfights. Especially when you say that Socialist Worker is a red rag full of bull.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 12 Dec 2005, 18:31

Morningside joke :

Q: What's a wrench?

A: Where a cowboy lives!

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 13 Dec 2005, 12:18

Can we churn out much more of this?

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 13 Dec 2005, 12:23

Porty wrote:Can we churn out much more of this?

That was a sour comment.

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 13 Dec 2005, 12:45

Yes, I think we have seen the cream already.

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 13 Dec 2005, 12:50

Butter call it a day then....

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 13 Dec 2005, 13:05

Unless we can buck the trend....

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 13 Dec 2005, 15:25

Porty wrote:Unless we can buck the trend....

I'll be so happy when this thread ends, I'll jump over the moo-n.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 13 Dec 2005, 16:03

Having read back over the thread, I'd like to apologise to Porty for cloning a few of his jokes - he got there first. Some of my attempts at cow humour pail into insignificance compared to his.

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 14 Dec 2005, 10:28

I wondered about your level of regurgitation, I could scarcely believe some of my jokes had simply past your eyes.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 14 Dec 2005, 11:35

Just don't have a cow, man.

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 14 Dec 2005, 14:29

Porty wrote:I wondered about your level of regurgitation, I could scarcely believe some of my jokes had simply past your eyes.

au lait!

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 14 Dec 2005, 14:39

I think Porty is starting to lose his bottle.

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 14 Dec 2005, 16:20

I just skimmed over this thread and the tone is lowing.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 14 Dec 2005, 16:30

You didn't just skim over this thread, you are like a bull in a china shop!