Heinz Mean Beanz

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Re: Heinz Mean Beanz

Post by foxy » 19 Jul 2005, 20:47

Marya wrote:
Porty wrote: Lager farts are a totally different texture and aroma.
Texture? Oh dear....are we talking about what our Transatlantic cousins term a "shart" here Porty? :shock:

How frightfully uncouth!
Marya the rest of us have been ignoring this post for almost 3 weeks :shock:

Odd that shart is not on the PF list :roll:
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Post by Poppy » 19 Jul 2005, 20:50

Wha' eez "shart", pliz??
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Post by foxy » 19 Jul 2005, 20:54

Poppy wrote:Wha' eez "shart", pliz??
Think I'll let the english teacher deal with this one :lol:
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Post by Maria » 19 Jul 2005, 21:01

foxy wrote:Marya the rest of us have been ignoring this post for almost 3 weeks :shock:
I'm beginning to wish I had too :lol:
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Post by teddygirl » 19 Jul 2005, 21:04

But you haven't, so come on explain :lol:
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Post by Maria » 19 Jul 2005, 21:13

Poppy wrote:Wha' eez "shart", pliz??
Ahem....gas followed by mass :oops:
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Post by Poppy » 19 Jul 2005, 21:17

:D :D :D :D
:lol: :lol: :lol:

As if I didn't know. Heh heh!!!
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Post by foxy » 19 Jul 2005, 21:17

Marya wrote:
Ahem....gas followed by mass :oops:


=D> =D> =D>
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Post by Epykat » 19 Jul 2005, 21:25

Very politely put Marya, well done :D
Enough of your nonsense - get back to the Play Pen!
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Post by arachnid » 19 Jul 2005, 22:55

Marya wrote:
Poppy wrote:Wha' eez "shart", pliz??
Ahem....gas followed by mass :oops:
Does that mean that you have to go to "mass" after youve passed gas???
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Post by foxy » 19 Jul 2005, 23:31

Think it may have something to do with Einsteins' Theory of Relativity and the equivalence of mass and energy :-k
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Post by ecm » 19 Jul 2005, 23:39

The Germans have a couple of little sayings related to this thread and gas emissions.

The first translates from German as "every bean plays it's own little tune" which is quite a sweet way of putting it.
The other is a bit more blunt and translates as "burp and taste it, fart and waste it". :shock:

Shart could be a German word. It sounds quite German, doesn't it?
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