The Joppa Mayoral elections

[The Mayor]

As I am sure yo are all aware elections for Mayor of Joppa will be taking place shortly. I trust that I can count on all my loyal voters to make the correct decision and re-elect myself as Mayor of Joppa. I plan to make big changes in my next term as Mayor, should I be successfull in the polls.

[Maria]

I knew we had elected a Mayor for Portobello, but was unaware until now that Joppa was also preparing to go to the polls.

Good luck with keeping your snout in the trough. As far as I know you have no competition so the position should be yours no probs.