If time ran backwards ...

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 26 Jul 2007, 14:50

... Lindsay Lohan would be applauded for making the transition from troubled celebrity boozer into innocent movie starlet.

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 26 Jul 2007, 15:01

...I would have been separated with 2 children before I got married

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 26 Jul 2007, 15:12

... movie sequels and follow-up albums might be better than the originals.

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 26 Jul 2007, 15:19

...The new PHS would be built on the park before anyone started bemoaning the loss of porty's green and pleasant land

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 26 Jul 2007, 15:25

foxy wrote:...The new PHS would be built on the park before anyone started bemoaning the loss of porty's green and pleasant land

....they would demolish a nice new school in order to provide the community with an old cramped one and a park!

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 26 Jul 2007, 15:32

.........I would get back all the money I ever spent on fags, booze and other sundry items that were bad for me.

SoupDragon · Post by **SoupDragon** » 26 Jul 2007, 18:46

I'd get thinner and younger
Dont fancy the bit where surgeon cuts me open and sticks a baby back in though.

I'm thinking about Red Dwarf Backwards episode, Santa is a nasty man who goes up the chimney with all the kids toys

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 26 Jul 2007, 19:17

SoupDragon wrote:Dont fancy the bit where surgeon cuts me open and sticks a baby back in though.

I'll trade you your C section for my son's extremely fast natural delivery anyday.

Puerto bella · Post by **Puerto bella** » 26 Jul 2007, 19:22

I'll trade you a fast delivery for 33 hours in labour 14 days over the due date - tardiness comes from Mr Pb.

ecm · Post by **ecm** » 26 Jul 2007, 19:40

Puerto bella wrote:I'll trade you a fast delivery for 33 hours in labour 14 days over the due date - tardiness comes from Mr Pb.

I know, I got off very lightly, 5 days early, 4 hour labour. Some conceptions might have taken longer than my labour, which would be a bit of a recompense but only a bit.

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 26 Jul 2007, 20:49

They would have to shove mine back in with salad servers - it doesn't bear thinking about......

SoupDragon · Post by **SoupDragon** » 26 Jul 2007, 21:20

2 of my C sections were after about 12 hours in labour so worst of both worlds
Managed to deliver the 2nd child after 24 hours labour in the "normal" way . He was the9 and a half pounder.

Actually the men should worry more, we all know how we got into that predicament in the 1st place

If time were reversed going to the lavvy wouldn't be much fun

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 26 Jul 2007, 21:27

Neither would being sick

SoupDragon · Post by **SoupDragon** » 26 Jul 2007, 21:55

Eeeew

Bob Jefferson · Post by **Bob Jefferson** » 26 Jul 2007, 22:13

....some of us would have an awful lot of unposting to do.

Pal of Porty · Post by **Pal of Porty** » 27 Jul 2007, 09:41

I would be looking forward to going to my first Bruce Springsteen concert!

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 27 Jul 2007, 10:42

I would gradually give back my vinyl and cd collection to Avalanche, and they would gradually give me back my student grant.

Pal of Porty · Post by **Pal of Porty** » 27 Jul 2007, 13:12

Dadaist wrote:I would gradually give back my vinyl and cd collection to Avalanche, and they would gradually give me back my student grant.

There's a thought - you would get a degree before you did any studying! Nice one.

iainburnside · Post by **iainburnside** » 30 Jul 2007, 11:29

Smokers would be brought in out of the rain...