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Now that it's summer, we've got some hot Newquay-related action lined up for you today :
8.00 First Wash Your Equipment - Golfing series. Episode 2 - cleaning your balls.
9.00 "The Easy Pink" - Snooker series from The Newquay Club featuring all-amateur stunts, tricks and techniques.
10.00 Gardening Hour - Following on from last week's episode on cleaning your hoes, we devote an hour to dirty hose.
11.00 Music Video Pop-Up - Analysis and commentary on Grace Jones semenal classic "Roll Up To The Bumper"
12.00 Caulk Hour - Industrial infotainment as we examine the many different caulks on the market.
13.00 Music Video Pop-Up - Analysis and commentary on Dexy's Midnight Runners semenal classic "Come On Eileen"
14.00 Clap Clinic - Documentary about defective applause syndrome.
16.00 Buns On The Beach - outdoor cookery programme.
18.00 Mike Hawk's Solar System - This week , Mike Hawk is in Uranus.
