Welcome to Reality TV NOW! - the newest 24 hour reality cable channel
Today's schedule :
06.00 CELEBRITY SURGERY CATCH-UP
we find out which, if any, patients have survived last nights operations. cremation coverage may cause
further programming to be re-scheduled
08.00 WHO'S LANDING THE PLANE?
Airbus 350 seemed to have an undue quota of minor celebrities - now the full complement of
passengers and crew are going to find out who will be attempting to land the plane!
10.00 YOU BE THE JUDGE
we interrupt the proceedings of an Old Bailey murder trial and hilariously substitute a member of
the public for the judge at a crucial moment!!
12.00 ANIMAL ACCIDENT
fluffy has broken his paw - can class 2B of Evenoakes Junior fix it?
14.00 THE LUNATICS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE ASYLUM
more footage from the State Hospital in Carstairs
16.00 JAPANESE TOUR BUS SURPRISE
this week, a tour bus is re-routed and the occupants forced to take on the roles
of riot police at a derby match between Partisan and Red Star Belgrade
18.00 LIFESWAP
while the Evenk tribespeople struggle to cope with the day-to-day running of Kwik Fit in Bishopbriggs,
the transplanted Glaswegian staff are beginning to starve in the taiga
20.00 RESTORATION
former members of a Channel 4 teen soap attempt to restore a Renoir
22.00 CELEBRITY SURGERY
tonight our minor celebrities attempt a heart bypass
00.00 - 06.00 THROUGH THE NIGHT WITH ALAN JOHNSTONE
Reality TV NOW!
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SoupDragon
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Also in consideration
Find the hay in my needle stack, Z list celebs rummage around looking for a piece of hay whilst trying to look interesting/ intelligent, when bleeding a lot the winner get a years worth of acupuncture treatment
I'm a celebrity get me out- more fun and games from Paris Hilton's cell as she tries to justify why shes deserves better treatment than everyone else
I'm a celebrity get me in there, watch as obscure folk you once saw in the background of Corry try to get fame by driving at night without headlights, pinching clothes from upmarkets stores, slap traffic cops, in the hope they end up with Paris
Find the hay in my needle stack, Z list celebs rummage around looking for a piece of hay whilst trying to look interesting/ intelligent, when bleeding a lot the winner get a years worth of acupuncture treatment
I'm a celebrity get me out- more fun and games from Paris Hilton's cell as she tries to justify why shes deserves better treatment than everyone else
I'm a celebrity get me in there, watch as obscure folk you once saw in the background of Corry try to get fame by driving at night without headlights, pinching clothes from upmarkets stores, slap traffic cops, in the hope they end up with Paris
