Burntisland...

Denise · Post by **Denise** » 08 Mar 2007, 12:43

Burntisland, is it the new Portobello?

I think we just bought a house there. It has a prom, high street, historic buildings...

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 08 Mar 2007, 13:39

... and soon, a community website and non-associated forum. Me and Porty will sell you a kit to get set up.

For a one-time fee you get a dvd rom which contains the complete A-Z of community internet services :

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Acrimony
Bitterness
Controversy
Discussion
Endless nitpicking
Farce
Gossip
Hypocrisy
Integrity (or lack of it)
Judgmentalism
Kill yourself laughing (or maybe just kill yourself!)
Laisse-faire attitudes
Moderators galore
Nimbies
Ordinary people who just surfed in and are NEVER coming back!
Piffle
Questions answered with questions
Ridiculousness
Save Our <insert>
Tittle tattle
Upyourselfness
Vanity
Warm welcomes (mostly) except for
X members who come back under fake names making us all
Yawn. Zzzz.
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All this for only £99.99 and a lifetime maintenance fee of £99.98 pcm

Burntisland will never be the same again. We'll make sure of that. You'll never be out of the Fife media.

So - has your new house got broadband?

Denise · Post by **Denise** » 08 Mar 2007, 14:20

Bargain! Wonder if Burntisland Community Council would be interested in buying the package.

Burntisland also has a golf course and no high school and no superstore (yet).

It's like a kind of parallel universe

I can wave to you from the other side
and maybe get a hovercraft over on a nice day.
Wonder what access to the beach is like for wheel chairs and mums with buggies!

rapunzell · Post by **rapunzell** » 08 Mar 2007, 14:26

Congratulations! You got back the beach life after all. With an island you can walk to at low tide! And then swim back from because no-one was paying attention to the incoming tide..

Will we see you and the bump before you move to The Other Place..?

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 08 Mar 2007, 15:07

Going over to the other side....scarey but rather exciting...congratulations

I'm sure Poppy will have her binoculars trained on your windaes in no time

I love Dada's new word "upyourselfness"

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 08 Mar 2007, 15:17

foxy wrote:I'm sure Poppy will have her binoculars trained on your windaes in no time

Not often though as my windaes look east to East Lothian so

to you. Heh heh.

Denise · Post by **Denise** » 08 Mar 2007, 15:23

thanks all. Me and the bump will be in Porty this weekend to empty my flat (or supervise at least).
Will give you a buzz and maybe meet for a camomile tea or splash out and have a half of guinness!

Black Mamba · Post by **Black Mamba** » 25 Mar 2007, 22:09

Glad to have you on the other side enlightened one. I'm not too far from Burnisland (Kinross).
Although unlike you I can't see the sea!!