The JP 500 posts appreciation thread

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 20 Nov 2006, 20:16

Following Dadaist's example I've decided to toss caution to the wind and risk JP's premature death to start a thread marking this important landmark post for JP, who will soon be officially potty.

His uncanny and unnatural resemblance to Roger Twongle aside, JP continues to amaze us all with his wisdom and wit. Fortunately, he has ceased to offer cookery tips.

Any rumours that JP used subtle mind control techniques to con me into initiating this tribute are entirely true.

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 20 Nov 2006, 20:38

Well, well. It's not often "JP" and "subtle" appear in the same sentence!!

Sandra · Post by **Sandra** » 20 Nov 2006, 21:03

hurrah

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 20 Nov 2006, 21:36

IVs taste in music + Porty's argumentativeness + Moi's satire + JP's grasp of the surreal mean that I could retire any time and youse would be in safe hands.

If anyone hasn't listened to the Roger Twongle podcast, please do so now as a tribute to the man and his work (the work of cricket dream analysis, a particularly sticky wicket) :

http://www.duddingstonbooks.com/radio/d ... vs_ecm.mp3

Also, the rib-tickling, stomach churning Fusion (Ninja Cookery movie) :

http://porty.org.uk/video/fusion.wmv

I have met JP for real. Stick that in your "danced with a girl" thread and smoke it.

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 20 Nov 2006, 23:07

Yes, homage is due. There are a few scary heids here on POl but JP's is scary in a very positive and entertaining way. He was an obvious star from the word go and he has not disappointed.

rapunzell · Post by **rapunzell** » 21 Nov 2006, 01:15

We need to see more of him

gilo · Post by **gilo** » 21 Nov 2006, 15:04

rapunzell wrote:We need to see more of him

I agree Rapunzall, he's tantalising isn't he? He shows a bit and leaves us wanting more!

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 21 Nov 2006, 16:48

Congrats JP (where ARE you by the way?) although I'm pretty sure you don't need 500 of anything to make you potty

. In tribute, I have to say your Ninja Cookery Film was singularly the funniest thing I have seen in a very long time but closely followed by the ridiculous CD you gave to Rathbone (which has now been in my handbag since July by the way.........hint.......see you Ormelie - Friday

)

PS, you can bring Ali with you if you like, we know he doesn't get out much

Sandra · Post by **Sandra** » 21 Nov 2006, 21:44

Epykat wrote:I have to say your Ninja Cookery Film was singularly the funniest thing I have seen in a very long time

I thought that was truly brilliant

Cleopas · Post by **Cleopas** » 21 Nov 2006, 22:32

Sound problems now fixed(ish) ... but enough to view and hear JP's Ninja Cookery.

All I can say is that JP is completely certifiable ... which I am also ... as no doubt several others on this forum are too (D2).

Admin should have some kind of graded ribbon award for things like this. And I nominate JP for a gold one cos he deserves the highest accolade ... for accomplishments way and above the standard levels of nincompoopery.

I'de better have a listen to RFP now ... see what all the fuss is about.

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 25 Nov 2006, 10:17

See what happens when you throw caution to the wind?

JP, you forum flirt you, where are you lurking?

I saw you logged on yesterday, don't think I didn't!

gilo · Post by **gilo** » 25 Nov 2006, 10:31

Marya wrote:See what happens when you throw caution to the wind?

JP, you forum flirt you, where are you lurking? I saw you logged on yesterday, don't think I didn't!

He certainly is a tease, and don't we just love it.

Bob Jefferson · Post by **Bob Jefferson** » 25 Nov 2006, 10:38

I think you have frightened him off with this big build-up and premature congratulation, resulting in performance anxiety. I wouldn't be suprised if we never hear from him again. Beauty is a fragile thing you know.

gilo · Post by **gilo** » 25 Nov 2006, 10:58

Bob Jefferson wrote:I think you have frightened him off with this big build-up and premature congratulation, resulting in performance anxiety. I wouldn't be suprised if we never hear from him again. Beauty is a fragile thing you know.

No way. I think this is the perfect build up and JP a big time player. What ever his next post is, it's going to be worth the wait. JP I believe in you, I need to believe in you.

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 25 Nov 2006, 11:27

Ho! Have you seen the latest Member (610) to join!!!???

teddygirl · Post by **teddygirl** » 25 Nov 2006, 11:59

I have now, no prizes for guessing who that might be.

Cleopas · Post by **Cleopas** » 25 Nov 2006, 11:59

YAAAAYYY!!! Nelson Hatstand is H E R E !!!!!

But who is it? JP in another guise ... or has someone stolen his idea??

It's not me. Admin will know that because of IP tracking ... But that's okay ...

NELSON HATSTAND IS HERE!!! (applause applause!)

Don't anybody DARE touch Arthur Umbrella!!!

That's MINE!!!

teddygirl · Post by **teddygirl** » 25 Nov 2006, 12:01

I was thinking of becoming Cruella Coathook

Nelson Hatstand · Post by **Nelson Hatstand** » 25 Nov 2006, 14:38

Hello. My nameâ€™s Nelson. Nelson Hatstand. That name might sound familiar, thatâ€™s cos JP mentioned it in another thread. He was always doing that, stealing ideas off other people and passing them off as his own.

Iâ€™m an old mate of his, and Iâ€™ve got some news - JPâ€™s not going to post any more. Youâ€™ll have noticed that he hasnâ€™t posted all that much over the last few months. After the operation, it was like his zest for life had just disappeared. He spends most of his time staring into space, dribbling a bit, and listening to â€œSongs Of Kristoffersonâ€

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 25 Nov 2006, 14:44

[quote="Nelson Hatstand"] That name might sound familiar, thatâ€™s cos JP mentioned it in another thread. He was always doing that, stealing ideas off other people and passing them off as his own.

Iâ€™m an old mate of his, and Iâ€™ve got some news - JPâ€™s not going to post any more. Youâ€™ll have noticed that he hasnâ€™t posted all that much over the last few months. After the operation, it was like his zest for life had just disappeared. He spends most of his time staring into space, dribbling a bit, and listening to â€œSongs Of Kristoffersonâ€

arachnid · Post by **arachnid** » 25 Nov 2006, 14:48

Welcome to the forum Nelson

Sorry to hear about J.P.Hope they find a cure before it's too late!!!

Nelson Hatstand · Post by **Nelson Hatstand** » 25 Nov 2006, 14:54

[quote="Porty"][quote="Nelson Hatstand"] That name might sound familiar, thatâ€™s cos JP mentioned it in another thread. He was always doing that, stealing ideas off other people and passing them off as his own.

Iâ€™m an old mate of his, and Iâ€™ve got some news - JPâ€™s not going to post any more. Youâ€™ll have noticed that he hasnâ€™t posted all that much over the last few months. After the operation, it was like his zest for life had just disappeared. He spends most of his time staring into space, dribbling a bit, and listening to â€œSongs Of Kristoffersonâ€

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 25 Nov 2006, 17:50