Who do you model yourself on?

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 23 Jan 2006, 23:43

I have always tried to model myself on my Aunty Rene. She's stylish, slim, never says bad things about anybody (well......I'm working on that bit), keeps up with current affairs and has expensive taste. However, today I learned something which made me think that maybe I should be modelling myself more on my Aunty Mary. She told me today that she had gone here and there around the High Street, gone for a cuppa in Kitcheners, and then gone to Boots for her Cod Liver Oil and other bits and pieces. When she got home she realised she'd picked up the wrong.......hair remover. Apparently she only uses it on her moustache and under her arms now because she can't bend down far enough to do her legs

. She's 95

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 24 Jan 2006, 00:20

Epykat wrote:I have always tried to model myself on my Aunty Rene. She's stylish, slim, never says bad things about anybody (well......I'm working on that bit), keeps up with current affairs and has expensive taste. However, today I learned something which made me think that maybe I should be modelling myself more on my Aunty Mary. She told me today that she had gone here and there around the High Street, gone for a cuppa in Kitcheners, and then gone to Boots for her Cod Liver Oil and other bits and pieces. When she got home she realised she'd picked up the wrong.......hair remover. Apparently she only uses it on her moustache and under her arms now because she can't bend down far enough to do her legs . She's 95

Aunty Hairy Mary sounds like a great old character, can I adopt her? 95 you say..what else does she take as well as cod liver oil and tea...find out quick

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 24 Jan 2006, 11:09

foxy wrote:..what else does she take as well as cod liver oil and tea...find out quick

Fingers crossed that she says it's alcoholic

sunnyporty · Post by **sunnyporty** » 24 Jan 2006, 17:45

WELL WELL WELL that got me thinkin...............I am the model of Aunty Mary... It was the hair removing cream that did it. Moustach mmmmmmmm yep under arms mmmmmm yep and below the belt well thats wher we differ coz for the moment I can reach my legs and the other.

.......well we wont go there I'll save that for when I'm a spritely 95 year old

sunnyporty · Post by **sunnyporty** » 24 Jan 2006, 17:49

Oh by the way Foxy .......... YES you can adopt her if you want but I warn you she's going to be around for a while yet and you might find your eagerness to adopt was a bit hasty she can be a wee

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 24 Jan 2006, 18:14

sunnyporty wrote:Oh by the way Foxy .......... YES you can adopt her if you want but I warn you she's going to be around for a while yet and you might find your eagerness to adopt was a bit hasty she can be a wee

Hello Sunnyporty and welcome to the Forum.... So...now I'm confused

...are you actually Aunty Mary...a 95 year old surfer.... or another friend/relation of Epykat?

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 24 Jan 2006, 18:26

Welcome SP!! You probably dont realise but you are bound to be a relative of Epykat.

Maria · Post by **Maria** » 24 Jan 2006, 18:45

Hello Sunnyporty

Lizzie · Post by **Lizzie** » 24 Jan 2006, 20:01

[quote="Epykat"]I have always tried to model myself on my Aunty Rene. She's stylish, slim, never says bad things about anybody (well......I'm working on that bit), keeps up with current affairs and has expensive taste. However, today I learned something which made me think that maybe I should be modelling myself more on my Aunty Mary.

There never a post goes by Epykat but you don't mention one of your Aunty's

Aunty Rene, Aunty Mary, Aunty Helen how many more Aunty's are there

Hello Sunnyporty

welcome

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 24 Jan 2006, 22:21

.......hair remover. Apparently she only uses it on her moustache and under her arms now because she can't bend down far enough to do her legs . She's 95

Rats. I thought getting o-l-d meant one didn't have to worry about that sort of stuff anymore!

arachnid · Post by **arachnid** » 24 Jan 2006, 23:13

Poppy wrote:
.......hair remover. Apparently she only uses it on her moustache and under her arms now because she can't bend down far enough to do her legs . She's 95
Rats. I thought getting o-l-d meant one didn't have to worry about that sort of stuff anymore!

Oh, I wish!!!!

Think it must get worse as you get older

Apart from all the above mentioned, I have little hairy bits under my chin as well!!!!

Think I will have to join the circus soon!!!!

Good evening to you " sunnyporty"

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 24 Jan 2006, 23:26

Arachnid wrote:I have little hairy bits under my chin as well!!!!

Waaaaaaay too much information Arachnid...must be the hairy company you keep

Have you tried electrolisys (sp)...doesn't hurt a bit

teddygirl · Post by **teddygirl** » 24 Jan 2006, 23:42

Oh the joys of being a woman

arachnid · Post by **arachnid** » 24 Jan 2006, 23:45

foxy wrote:
Arachnid wrote:I have little hairy bits under my chin as well!!!!
Waaaaaaay too much information Arachnid...must be the hairy company you keep

Have you tried electrolisys (sp)...doesn't hurt a bit

You might be right " Foxy"
Spiders tend to flick their hairs when angry, so maybe some have got stuck in my chin!!!

Does anyone else have this problem, or am I unique???

rathbone · Post by **rathbone** » 25 Jan 2006, 08:29

Lizzie wrote: Aunty Rene, Aunty Mary, Aunty Helen how many more Aunty's are there

We come from a large family. There were eight on our mother's side and seven on our Dad's.

Now, if I could just work out where the Sunny one fits in.......

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 25 Jan 2006, 09:26

Oh, I wish!!!! Think it must get worse as you get older

I'm sure it does, but I was hoping that one didn't have to bother about it - just grow old disgracefully. And hairy [keeps one warm!!].

Poppy · Post by **Poppy** » 25 Jan 2006, 09:36

rathbone wrote:We come from a large family. There were eight on our mother's side and seven on our Dad's.

Epykat? Epyrabbit!!

arachnid · Post by **arachnid** » 25 Jan 2006, 17:17

Poppy wrote:
Oh, I wish!!!! Think it must get worse as you get older
I'm sure it does, but I was hoping that one didn't have to bother about it - just grow old disgracefully. And hairy [keeps one warm!!].

Oh I'm with you Poppy!!! I like that idea!!!

Jackson Priest · Post by **Jackson Priest** » 25 Jan 2006, 17:22

Arachnid wrote:Does anyone else have this problem, or am I unique???

Don't worry Arachnid, I have hairs under my chin too.

JP.

arachnid · Post by **arachnid** » 25 Jan 2006, 17:27

Jackson Priest wrote:
Arachnid wrote:Does anyone else have this problem, or am I unique???
Don't worry Arachnid, I have hairs under my chin too.

JP.

Well that makes me feel much better!!

And I can just imagine what you do about yours!!!

Jackson Priest · Post by **Jackson Priest** » 25 Jan 2006, 18:02

Arachnid wrote:Well that makes me feel much better!!
And I can just imagine what you do about yours!!!

That's right, Arachnid. I stroke said under-chin hairs, aware of the wild sexual frenzy this action invokes in man, woman or beast.

arachnid · Post by **arachnid** » 25 Jan 2006, 21:29

Epykat · Post by **Epykat** » 25 Jan 2006, 23:19

rathbone wrote:
Lizzie wrote: Aunty Rene, Aunty Mary, Aunty Helen how many more Aunty's are there
We come from a large family. There were eight on our mother's side and seven on our Dad's.

And out of that lot 10 of them were girls - hence the inordinate amount of Aunties

rathbone wrote:Now, if I could just work out where the Sunny one fits in.......

Well, she's one of two possibilities but I'll go for the one closer to us genetically.

sunnyporty · Post by **sunnyporty** » 26 Jan 2006, 17:53

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry

forgot to say that I am or should I say was prombabe but for some reason could not get on with that name so changed it but this is only temporary as I'm at work and finish here in March so will have to change my name again, at least I can keep you all guessing and my siblings on their toes thinking they have an addition to the family

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 26 Jan 2006, 19:43

Multiple accounts, eh? Lot of that going about, ho hum.

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 26 Jan 2006, 19:52

sunnyporty wrote:SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry forgot to say that I am or should I say was prombabe but for some reason could not get on with that name so changed it but this is only temporary as I'm at work and finish here in March so will have to change my name again, at least I can keep you all guessing and my siblings on their toes thinking they have an addition to the family

Do you have to change names when you change jobs

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 26 Jan 2006, 23:09

foxy wrote:
sunnyporty wrote:SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry forgot to say that I am or should I say was prombabe but for some reason could not get on with that name so changed it but this is only temporary as I'm at work and finish here in March so will have to change my name again, at least I can keep you all guessing and my siblings on their toes thinking they have an addition to the family
Do you have to change names when you change jobs

Hope not, especially as I used to be a vicar and now I'm just flock.

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 26 Jan 2006, 23:19

Dadaist wrote: Hope not, especially as I used to be a vicar and now I'm just flock.

Baaaaaaaa

Mate of Marya · Post by **Mate of Marya** » 27 Jan 2006, 02:56

baa baa Dada.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 27 Jan 2006, 03:04

Mate of Marya wrote:baa baa Dada.

are you saying I'm the black sheep of the flock?

(cue the "wolf in sheeps clothing", "lambs to the slaughter" etc etc)

Mate of Marya · Post by **Mate of Marya** » 27 Jan 2006, 03:23

Certainly not Dada. You're just the lamb who's had the chop!

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 27 Jan 2006, 09:14

Mate of Marya wrote:Certainly not Dada. You're just the lamb who's had the chop!

Classic. Your humour is in mint condition.

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 27 Jan 2006, 10:23

Enough already

Mate of Marya · Post by **Mate of Marya** » 27 Jan 2006, 20:25

Are ewe kidding?

Talk Porty ~ Portobello

Who do you model yourself on?

Who do you model yourself on?

Re: Who do you model yourself on?

Re: Who do you model yourself on?

Re: Who do you model yourself on?

Re: Who do you model yourself on?

Re: Who do you model yourself on?

Re: Who do you model yourself on?