Christmas Conundrum

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Christmas Conundrum

Post by Epykat » 23 Dec 2005, 22:13

Was wrapping Mr E's expensive apres rasage balm earlier on and decided to try some on the back of my hand. Now it won't go away. I've washed my hands twice and put handcream on but I still smell, well, gorgeous. He's going to come home soon and smell it. This could be a problem. Will I lie and say it's for ETH, will he think I'm having an affair or should I quickly go out and get another kebab?
Enough of your nonsense - get back to the Play Pen!
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Re: Christmas Conundrum

Post by ecm » 23 Dec 2005, 22:22

Epykat wrote:Was wrapping Mr E's expensive apres rasage balm earlier on and decided to try some on the back of my hand. Now it won't go away. I've washed my hands twice and put handcream on but I still smell, well, gorgeous. He's going to come home soon and smell it. This could be a problem. Will I lie and say it's for ETH, will he think I'm having an affair or should I quickly go out and get another kebab?
If it's that nice then keep it for yourself.

But get a kebab anyway.
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Re: Christmas Conundrum

Post by Epykat » 23 Dec 2005, 22:39

ecm wrote:If it's that nice then keep it for yourself.
I love nice aftershave. And nice aftershave on an already nice person is even nicer (well......it is Christmas......I have to say good things about him sometimes :twisted: ) In fact, even an ugly man can be made instantly more attractive if he's wearing nice aftershave. It makes me go all weak at the knees :lol:
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Re: Christmas Conundrum

Post by ecm » 24 Dec 2005, 11:24

Epykat wrote: In fact, even an ugly man can be made instantly more attractive if he's wearing nice aftershave.

Quick, before the shops shut. What's the name of this wondrous stuff?
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Post by foxy » 24 Dec 2005, 14:35

Yeah, spill the beans Epykat. Is it better than beer goggles :roll: :twisted:
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Post by Dadaist » 24 Dec 2005, 16:27

During my youth I had a lot of success with women in and around the Bruntsfield area. Looking back, I think it was the Links effect.
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Post by Mate of Marya » 24 Dec 2005, 17:55

Oh, you Brut....
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Post by ecm » 24 Dec 2005, 23:13

Dadaist wrote:During my youth I had a lot of success with women in and around the Bruntsfield area. Looking back, I think it was the Links effect.
Mate of Marya wrote:Oh, you Brut....

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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