I got some gratuitous corporate freebies from a government counter-fraud organization roadshow :
1. counter-fraud mug which changes colour when you put hot liquid in it (i assume this "shows up" fraud)
2. counter-fraud mobile phone holder *which flashes when your phone rings* which prominently displays the counter-fraud hotline
3. counter fraud *shoe shine*, i kid you not, with the legend "together we can stamp out fraud". i actually thought it was one of those sponge things you moisten stamps on.
4. 2 counter-fraud pens - one which came with the freebie pack of guff and one which was given out with the counter-fraud questionnaire
5. counter-fraud stress toy - in the shape of a telephone. with the counter-fraud hotline number on it
6. counter-fraud sewing kit - no "stitch up" jokes please
7. 2 counter-fraud mug mats
8. counter-fraud mouse mat
9. leaflets, lots of.
you may comment on this use of your tax money, i couldn't possibly!!!
gratuitous corporate freebies
Re: gratuitous corporate freebies
It's important to be able to identify if someone is trying to pass off a cold cup of tea as a hot one.Dadaist wrote:1. counter-fraud mug which changes colour when you put hot liquid in it (i assume this "shows up" fraud)
Although it's normally hot things people try to pass off
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
-Lucy Van Pelt (in Peanuts, by Charles M. Schulz)
-Lucy Van Pelt (in Peanuts, by Charles M. Schulz)