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This might be worth doing!

Post by arachnid » 05 Oct 2005, 22:23

Subject: Tips for Handling Tele-marketers

Tips for Handling Tele-marketers

Three Little Words That Work !
(1)The three little words are: "Hold On please..."

Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear the phone company's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task.

These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.


(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?

This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone.

This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a "real" sales person to call back and get someone at home.

What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible This confuses the machine that dialed the call and it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer !!!

(3) Junk Mail Help:
When you get "ads" enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these "ads" with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away.

When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope.

Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right? It costs them more than the regular 24p postage "IF" and when they receive them back.

It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was around 29p before the last increase and it is according to the weight. In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in their postage-paid return envelopes.

For example; send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back!
If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them. You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing! It still costs them 24p.

The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own junk back in the mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them. Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, and best of all they're paying for it...Twice!

Let's help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need to increase postage costs again. You get the idea ?

If enough people follow these tips, it will work !

THIS JUST MIGHT BE ONE E-MAIL THAT YOU WILL WANT TO FORWARD TO YOUR FRIENDS

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Why be scared????

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Post by portocat » 07 Oct 2005, 08:29

I like your thinking. I am going to implement these ideas myself to help to my bit to combat unwanted junk mail and sales calls.

You can also register with the telephone preference service, and they have a mail preference service too. just google it to find out more.

Once you have registered with TPS, all you need to do when you get an unwanted sales call is say - I am registered with the telephone preference service, and they immediately hang up - because they are breaking the law calling you once you have registered! easy!

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Post by arachnid » 07 Oct 2005, 22:11

My brother told me about the TPS service too, so we registered with that a while ago, but thanks for telling me anyway Portocat!
But some of the other forum members may not have heard of it.
I still get the odd bit of junk mail which " the postie" has to deliver to every single door!!! These will be getting sent back if there is a postage paid returned envelope!!! :lol:
Why be scared????

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