Lonely heart advert

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Maria
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Lonely heart advert

Post by Maria » 02 Oct 2005, 21:33

Has anyone seen this? Homer was telling me today about an advert that he spotted in the window of Mike's Tackle Shop, purporting to be from a lonely fisherman looking for a good woman who can cook, clean, gut fish and has own boat. The ad ends up with a request for suitable applicants to get in touch and send in a photo .....of her boat. Wonder how many replies he's had? :D
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Post by Dadaist » 02 Oct 2005, 21:38

Excellent. I saw one once that read "Edinburgh student (m) seeks Helen Mirren type for further education"

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Post by arachnid » 02 Oct 2005, 22:30

My poor, lonely fisherman of a husband gets to gut his own fish!!! :wink:
I reckon if he catches them, then he can get the honour of gutting them for being so clever!!! :lol:
Why be scared????

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