here are my ideas for television programmes

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 26 Feb 2005, 22:13

1. A group of militant paramedics with a time machine cause enormous disruption to the natural order by travelling in time in order to stop people having to phone 999 in the first place. Tragedy, and hilarity, ensue. My working title for this programme is "Causality".

2. Four married women from very different socio-economic backgrounds argue bitterly over their highly contrasting perspectives on the moral, religious and political issues of the day. I'm calling this one "Disparate Housewives"

Porty · Post by **Porty** » 27 Feb 2005, 04:55

What about a contest featuring aspirational roman catholic leaders miming, due to the inability to reproduce recognisable vocals. They are pitted against each other in a staged contest where abuse and humiliation are part of the job description. Working title: Pope Idol.

The winner celibates.

foxy · Post by **foxy** » 27 Feb 2005, 05:40

Porty wrote:What about a contest featuring aspirational roman catholic leaders miming, due to the inability to reproduce recognisable vocals. They are pitted against each other in a staged contest where abuse and humiliation are part of the job description. Working title: Pope Idol.

The winner celibates.

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 27 Feb 2005, 11:19

Porty wrote:What about a contest featuring aspirational roman catholic leaders miming, due to the inability to reproduce recognisable vocals. They are pitted against each other in a staged contest where abuse and humiliation are part of the job description. Working title: Pope Idol.

The winner celibates.

They could sing "Take My Breath Away" and "All I Need Is The Air That I Breathe"

Sandra · Post by **Sandra** » 27 Feb 2005, 17:00

I love desperate housewives - Bearcub watches it too!

Beach Babe · Post by **Beach Babe** » 27 Feb 2005, 17:20

Sandra - I really like it too

*looks round furtively and whispers* Dada has also been known to watch it

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 27 Feb 2005, 18:12

Beach Babe wrote:Sandra - I really like it too

*looks round furtively and whispers* Dada has also been known to watch it

I plead the fifth.

bearcub · Post by **bearcub** » 27 Feb 2005, 19:30

Dadaist wrote:
Beach Babe wrote:Sandra - I really like it too

*looks round furtively and whispers* Dada has also been known to watch it
I plead the fifth.

I would have but Sandra spilt the beans big style

Dadaist · Post by **Dadaist** » 30 Apr 2005, 22:08

I have had a new programme idea. A bunch of members of the public, ruthlessly sterotyped regionally (there must be representation from the Tyne and Essex areas) are forced into talking "properly" by Angus Deayton. My working title is "Hell's Diction".

Mimpty · Post by **Mimpty** » 02 May 2005, 17:39

I nominate Supernanny to be on it. Or is nominating not "asseptible"?