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George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his
wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she
could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go
turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing
things. He phoned the police and told them that there were burglars in
his shed. The officer asked, "Is someone in your house?" and he said
no. The officer replied that all patrols were busy, and that he
should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when
available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned
the police again. "Hello I just called you a few seconds ago because
there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them
now cause I'v! e just shot them all." Then he hung up. Within five
minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance
showed up at the Phillips residence. Of course, the police caught the
burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought
you said that you'd shot them!" George said, "I thought you said there
was nobody available!" (True Story) I LOVE IT...