Talk Porty ~ Portobello

I eat my food on the floor. I don't want my baby coming near the sofa with marmite all over her dear little hands. I don't have a table, so I don't have to make an excuse not to sit at it.

Porty wrote:You could scour Youtube for days and not find anything thats funnier than this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1VmGjJJ ... ch=drunk+p

I love the guy in the police station!! It's like he's on a ship in a storm. But he'll swear he's ok to drive!!

I can't have coffee without chocolate! The two just seem to go together. So I try to drink less coffee

I think video rental places will be next. It's just too easy to download things via bittorrent. I must admit, I've bought less dvds lately. BUT, I do spend lots on the cinema ... go once, twice a week, so I'm doing my bit there.

LOL that seagull is gonna have one hell of a hang over! Seagulls are really annoying me!!! I'm a vegetarian, but they're testing me :) They crap all over my over my car. Can't decide what to do. Car cover is too much hassle. Found something about seagull spikes. Might solve original posters question...