Talk Porty ~ Portobello

A Glesga burd and a Weegie guy are in a bar when the girl notices something strange about the Nikes the guy is wearing. She says, "Here mate, ah no' tryin tae take the mick ur any'hin lik' that, but how come you've goat an L oan wan ae yur gutties 'n' an R oan the other wan?" So the guy smiles, puts...

A Glesga Burd goes tae the social tae register fur child benefit. "How many children?" asks the civil servant "10" replies the girl. "10???" says the civil servant.. "What are their names?" "Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec and eh Alec!" "Doesn't that get confusing?" "Naw..." say...

A Glesga burd is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site. Medic: "It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions?" Girl: "OK" Medic: "What's your name?" Girl: "Morag." Medic: "OK Morag, is this your car?" Morag: "Yes." Medic: "Wh...

The Portobello Reporter and a pal (not pal of porty though), I've been lurking for a while as well
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My first post too and Chilli Pepper has my vote